teacher students 3

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche? 
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha 
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha 
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha 


Anpad baap: jaise bhi ho, 4 saal ka apna padaai pooraa kardiye. aage kya karoge? 
Beta: ji, arrears naam ka ek course hai, use pooraa karna hai. 


Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise? 
Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-) 


Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai? 
LKG student: Mummy 


Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho? 
Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :-) 


Teacher: agar aise hee padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge. 
Student: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaaunga sir. 


Teacher: jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulaate hai? 
Santa: kuch bhi bulaa sakte hai. kyunki use sunaayi nahi detaa hai na. 


Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai? 
Student: zebra hai sir 
Teacher: kaise: 
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na 


Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai? 
Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir 


Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge. 
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir. 
Teacher: kyu? 
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate 


Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye. 
Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata 


Teacher: Akbar kaun tha? 
Student: pata nahi sir. 
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa 
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai? 
Teacher: pata nahi. 
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega. 


Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum bataao 45+5 kitna hua? 
Student: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho