husband wife again..........

Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho. 
Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho 


Wife: suniye, hum is hafte poora cinema dekhenge, agle hafte poora shopping karenge. 
Husband: uske baad ke hafte poora mandir jaayenge 
Wife: kyu? 
Husband: bheek maangne ke liye 


Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena. 
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho? 
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai. 

Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai. 
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega 


Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai 
Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo 

Husband: tum khaana bahut achchi banaati ho 
Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagaao, khaana tumhe hee banaanaa padega