Sunday 22 February 2015
Ladkiya Phoolon Wali Panty Hi Kyu Pahnti Hai?
Santa Ki Suhagrat Aur Daddy Ki Salah
Santa Ki Shadi Hui Par Suhagrat Mein Kya Krn
a Hote Hai Ye Usko Pata Nahi Thha.
Vo Apne Daddy Ke Pass Jaata Aur Puchta Hai Ki Kya Karu
Daddy: “Rat Ko Mujhe Phone Kriyo Aur Jaise Main Kahoon Vaise Hi Kriyo.”
Raat Ke 1.30 Baje Daddy Ko Phone Ata Hai.
Santa: “Daddy Batao Kya Karna Hai?”
Daddy: “Dulhan Ke Aur Apne Kapde Utar.”
Santa: “Fir?”
Daddy: “Dulhan Ki Taango K Beech Me Ched (Hole) Dikh Raha Hoga Tujhe?”
Santa: “Hanji Daddy Dikh Raha Hai”
Daddy: “Ab Jo Mere Paas Bhi Hai Aur Tere Paas Bhi Hai Vo Us Ched Mein Daal De”
Santa Ne Apna Mobile Hi Patni Ki Choot Mein Daal Diya
a Hote Hai Ye Usko Pata Nahi Thha.
Vo Apne Daddy Ke Pass Jaata Aur Puchta Hai Ki Kya Karu
Daddy: “Rat Ko Mujhe Phone Kriyo Aur Jaise Main Kahoon Vaise Hi Kriyo.”
Raat Ke 1.30 Baje Daddy Ko Phone Ata Hai.
Santa: “Daddy Batao Kya Karna Hai?”
Daddy: “Dulhan Ke Aur Apne Kapde Utar.”
Santa: “Fir?”
Daddy: “Dulhan Ki Taango K Beech Me Ched (Hole) Dikh Raha Hoga Tujhe?”
Santa: “Hanji Daddy Dikh Raha Hai”
Daddy: “Ab Jo Mere Paas Bhi Hai Aur Tere Paas Bhi Hai Vo Us Ched Mein Daal De”
Santa Ne Apna Mobile Hi Patni Ki Choot Mein Daal Diya
teacher to students
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi .
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi .
teacher to students 2
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
pati patni
Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
continious laugh series
1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
doctor jokes series
Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the
Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha
Patient: Doctor, kya aapko yakeen hai ke mujhe cancer hai. kyunki ek baar kisi doctor ne
cancer ka ilaaj karte the aur patient TB se mar gaya.
Doctor: gabraao nahi... agar main ilaaj karungaa to tum sirf cancer se hi maroge.
Doctor: sharaab peena haanikaarak hai. is vichaar main mujhe aapse baath karni hai.
Patient: theek hai doctor. sham ko moonlight bar mein milenge.
Doctor: aapke pati ko zyaada rest ki zaroorat hai. yeh sleeping tablets leejiye.
Wife: unko yeh kab dena hai doctor?
Doctor: yeh unke liye nahi, aapke liye hai :-)
Doctor: dekhiye, yeh bimaari khaandaani hai. aapke daadaaji se shuru hui hai.
Patient: bach gaya!!! tab aap yeh operation mere daadaaji ko hee keejiye.
Patient: Doctor, meri beti ko aajkal kuch sunaayi nahi deti hai
Doctor: kya? tumhe 5 din se bukhaar hai aur tum abhi aa rahe ho!
Wife: doctor ji, mere pati neend mein baat karna shuru kardiye hai. kya karu?
Doctor: din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye.
Doctor: roz hotel mein khaane se hee aapko ulcer hui hai?
Patient: to aaj se mein ghar ko parcel leke jaaunga
Patient: doctor, mujhe 3 mahine se khaasi hai.
Doctor: itne din kyu chup the?
Patient: chup kaun tha doctor. main to khaas rahaa tha.
Doctor: operation ke baad ab sab teek hai. tum sab kuch sun sakte ho.
Patient: aapne kuch bola kya?
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: aap rahenge. lekin main rahoonga kya?
Doctor: tum abhi 2 ganto main mar jaanewaale ho. kya tumhaara koi aakhri khwaaish hai?
Patient: Haanji, ek achche doctor ko consult karna hai
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the
Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha
Patient: Doctor, kya aapko yakeen hai ke mujhe cancer hai. kyunki ek baar kisi doctor ne
cancer ka ilaaj karte the aur patient TB se mar gaya.
Doctor: gabraao nahi... agar main ilaaj karungaa to tum sirf cancer se hi maroge.
Doctor: sharaab peena haanikaarak hai. is vichaar main mujhe aapse baath karni hai.
Patient: theek hai doctor. sham ko moonlight bar mein milenge.
Doctor: aapke pati ko zyaada rest ki zaroorat hai. yeh sleeping tablets leejiye.
Wife: unko yeh kab dena hai doctor?
Doctor: yeh unke liye nahi, aapke liye hai :-)
Doctor: dekhiye, yeh bimaari khaandaani hai. aapke daadaaji se shuru hui hai.
Patient: bach gaya!!! tab aap yeh operation mere daadaaji ko hee keejiye.
Patient: Doctor, meri beti ko aajkal kuch sunaayi nahi deti hai
Doctor: kya? tumhe 5 din se bukhaar hai aur tum abhi aa rahe ho!
Wife: doctor ji, mere pati neend mein baat karna shuru kardiye hai. kya karu?
Doctor: din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye.
Doctor: roz hotel mein khaane se hee aapko ulcer hui hai?
Patient: to aaj se mein ghar ko parcel leke jaaunga
Patient: doctor, mujhe 3 mahine se khaasi hai.
Doctor: itne din kyu chup the?
Patient: chup kaun tha doctor. main to khaas rahaa tha.
Doctor: operation ke baad ab sab teek hai. tum sab kuch sun sakte ho.
Patient: aapne kuch bola kya?
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: aap rahenge. lekin main rahoonga kya?
Doctor: tum abhi 2 ganto main mar jaanewaale ho. kya tumhaara koi aakhri khwaaish hai?
Patient: Haanji, ek achche doctor ko consult karna hai
santa banta returns jokes series.
Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.
Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
Driver: Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte.
Santa: teek hai, gaadi reverse lo aur ghar vaapas chalo
Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?
banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.
santa: usme kya galti hai?
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note diyaa tha :-)
Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai
Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?
Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye
Santa: maine apni shaadi kaa aamantran patra bejaa thaa na? kyu nahi aaya?
Banta: lekin mujhe koi patra nahi milaa
Santa: arey yaar, maine usme likha thaa na. patra nahi milaa to bhi, zaroor aane ke liye!!!
Santa: bhaisaab, yahaa se mumbai kitna door hai?
Vyakti: 400 km.
Santa: baap re, mujhe aaj hi vaapas lautnaa hai. mumbai se yahaa tak kitnaa door hai?
Pati Patni Hindi Jokes
Patni: swamiji ne kahaa ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete hai
Pati: isiliye usae swarg kehete hai :-)
1st Man: shaadi ke baad main lakhpati ban gaya.
2nd Man: use kyu itnaa udhaas bol rahe ho?
1st Man: usse pehle mein crorepati tha
Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.
Patni: teen kyu?
Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye.
Patni: agar main mar jaaungi, to aap royenge kya?
Pati: ab kya has rahaa hoo kya?
Patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati, usko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho aise?
Pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi. isme meri kya galti hai?
husband wife again..........
Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.
Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho
Wife: suniye, hum is hafte poora cinema dekhenge, agle hafte poora shopping karenge.
Husband: uske baad ke hafte poora mandir jaayenge
Wife: kyu?
Husband: bheek maangne ke liye
Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.
Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega
Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai
Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo
Husband: tum khaana bahut achchi banaati ho
Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagaao, khaana tumhe hee banaanaa padega
Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho
Wife: suniye, hum is hafte poora cinema dekhenge, agle hafte poora shopping karenge.
Husband: uske baad ke hafte poora mandir jaayenge
Wife: kyu?
Husband: bheek maangne ke liye
Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.
Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega
Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai
Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo
Husband: tum khaana bahut achchi banaati ho
Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagaao, khaana tumhe hee banaanaa padega
teacher students 3
Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha
Anpad baap: jaise bhi ho, 4 saal ka apna padaai pooraa kardiye. aage kya karoge?
Beta: ji, arrears naam ka ek course hai, use pooraa karna hai.
Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise?
Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-)
Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai?
LKG student: Mummy
Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?
Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :-)
Teacher: agar aise hee padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge.
Student: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaaunga sir.
Teacher: jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulaate hai?
Santa: kuch bhi bulaa sakte hai. kyunki use sunaayi nahi detaa hai na.
Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai?
Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir
Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye.
Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum bataao 45+5 kitna hua?
Student: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha
Anpad baap: jaise bhi ho, 4 saal ka apna padaai pooraa kardiye. aage kya karoge?
Beta: ji, arrears naam ka ek course hai, use pooraa karna hai.
Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise?
Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-)
Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai?
LKG student: Mummy
Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?
Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :-)
Teacher: agar aise hee padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge.
Student: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaaunga sir.
Teacher: jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulaate hai?
Santa: kuch bhi bulaa sakte hai. kyunki use sunaayi nahi detaa hai na.
Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai?
Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir
Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye.
Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum bataao 45+5 kitna hua?
Student: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
santa banta jokes pack.(series).
Santa: main shaadi karke khush rahna chaahtaa hoo.
Banta: arey yaar, mazaak mat karo. hasne ki mood nahi hai.
Santa apne bete ko: is baar agar exam mein fail huaa, to mujhe pitaji mat bulaana.
kuch din ke baad,
Santa: result ka kya hua?
Santa ka beta: sorry santa
Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.
Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?
Santa aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa.
Santa: hum ise 50-50 karlenge
Banta: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge?
Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar
Santa: kelaa kitna hai?
Dukaanwala: 1 Rupay
Santa: 60 paise mein doge kya?
Dukaanwala: itne me to sirf kele kaa chilkaa hi milegaa
Santa: to 40 paise leke sirf kelaa dedo
Santa: padosi se hatouda maang leke aanaa zara
Banta: maangaa thaa, lekin nahi diye
Santa: log bahut laalchi bangaye hai. chalo, hamaara hatouda leke aao jaldi
Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?
Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa
Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?
Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar
Funniest Hindi Jokes
Santa: mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai
Banta: kyu? itna gamandi hai kya?
Santa: nahi. woh behara hai
Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke "Khaana khaaye kya"?
Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu maara?
Banta: main toilet mein baita tha
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye
Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?
Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo?
santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai.
Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai?
santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai.
Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.
Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai
Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari jimmedaari badgayee hai kya?
Banta: haan yaar. pehle sirf mere liye khaana pakaana tha. ab mere biwi ke liye bhi pakaanaa pad rahaa hai.
Santa aur Wife Hindi Joke
Santa: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?
Banta: maine galti se use bola tha ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho"
Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
Santa: woh kyu?
Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo
Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?
Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai, to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai
Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main so rahaa tha?
Santa ne apna cellphone leke dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?
kyunki use check karna tha ke uske cell mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.
Doctor: bantaji, khaane baad neend ki goliya lee na aapne.
Banta: uff!! khaane ke baad zor se neend aa raha tha to maine goli lena bhool gaya
Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa ka ghoda kho gayaa tha aur waha bahut khush tha
Banta: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? jyu?
Santa: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!!!
Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun?
pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diya
Pappa: sunitha ko dekho, 1st class mein pass kee hai.
santa: haa, use dekhtaa rahaa to isiliye main fail ho gaya
Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai?
Waiter: 50 Rs.
Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai
Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir
Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.
Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga sir
Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.
Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?
Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha
Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?
Banta: yeh race hai. jo jeetega use prize milega
Santa: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne log kyu bhaaga rahe hai?
Banta: arey yaar, mazaak mat karo. hasne ki mood nahi hai.
Santa apne bete ko: is baar agar exam mein fail huaa, to mujhe pitaji mat bulaana.
kuch din ke baad,
Santa: result ka kya hua?
Santa ka beta: sorry santa
Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.
Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?
Santa aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa.
Santa: hum ise 50-50 karlenge
Banta: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge?
Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar
Santa: kelaa kitna hai?
Dukaanwala: 1 Rupay
Santa: 60 paise mein doge kya?
Dukaanwala: itne me to sirf kele kaa chilkaa hi milegaa
Santa: to 40 paise leke sirf kelaa dedo
Santa: padosi se hatouda maang leke aanaa zara
Banta: maangaa thaa, lekin nahi diye
Santa: log bahut laalchi bangaye hai. chalo, hamaara hatouda leke aao jaldi
Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?
Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa
Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?
Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar
Funniest Hindi Jokes
Santa: mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai
Banta: kyu? itna gamandi hai kya?
Santa: nahi. woh behara hai
Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke "Khaana khaaye kya"?
Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu maara?
Banta: main toilet mein baita tha
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye
Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?
Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo?
santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai.
Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai?
santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai.
Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.
Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai
Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari jimmedaari badgayee hai kya?
Banta: haan yaar. pehle sirf mere liye khaana pakaana tha. ab mere biwi ke liye bhi pakaanaa pad rahaa hai.
Santa aur Wife Hindi Joke
Santa: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?
Banta: maine galti se use bola tha ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho"
Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
Santa: woh kyu?
Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo
Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?
Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai, to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai
Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main so rahaa tha?
Santa ne apna cellphone leke dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?
kyunki use check karna tha ke uske cell mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.
Doctor: bantaji, khaane baad neend ki goliya lee na aapne.
Banta: uff!! khaane ke baad zor se neend aa raha tha to maine goli lena bhool gaya
Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa ka ghoda kho gayaa tha aur waha bahut khush tha
Banta: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? jyu?
Santa: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!!!
Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun?
pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diya
Pappa: sunitha ko dekho, 1st class mein pass kee hai.
santa: haa, use dekhtaa rahaa to isiliye main fail ho gaya
Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai?
Waiter: 50 Rs.
Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai
Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir
Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.
Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga sir
Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.
Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?
Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha
Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?
Banta: yeh race hai. jo jeetega use prize milega
Santa: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne log kyu bhaaga rahe hai?
teacher students 3
Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha
Anpad baap: jaise bhi ho, 4 saal ka apna padaai pooraa kardiye. aage kya karoge?
Beta: ji, arrears naam ka ek course hai, use pooraa karna hai.
Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise?
Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-)
Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai?
LKG student: Mummy
Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?
Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :-)
Teacher: agar aise hee padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge.
Student: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaaunga sir.
Teacher: jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulaate hai?
Santa: kuch bhi bulaa sakte hai. kyunki use sunaayi nahi detaa hai na.
Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai?
Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir
Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye.
Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum bataao 45+5 kitna hua?
Student: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha
Anpad baap: jaise bhi ho, 4 saal ka apna padaai pooraa kardiye. aage kya karoge?
Beta: ji, arrears naam ka ek course hai, use pooraa karna hai.
Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise?
Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-)
Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai?
LKG student: Mummy
Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?
Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :-)
Teacher: agar aise hee padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge.
Student: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaaunga sir.
Teacher: jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulaate hai?
Santa: kuch bhi bulaa sakte hai. kyunki use sunaayi nahi detaa hai na.
Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na
Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai?
Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir
Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye.
Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum bataao 45+5 kitna hua?
Student: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
continious laugh series.
1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
Ek hi mulakat me aunty ko chod dala
Mai rahul aaj pehli bar aap logo ke samne hajir hu apni life ki 1 sachhi ghatna lekar jisne mujhe pehli bar sex ka maja diya,,aur uske bad se main sex ke liye pagal ho chuka hu isliye apni kahani aap logo ke sath share krne aaya hu..
Bat un dino ki hai jab 1 bar mai kuchh dino k liye delhi gaya tha chhutiya bitane.Delhi me meri bahut dur ki 1 relative rehti thi jo sayad rishte me meri chachi lagti thi.Infact mujhe unke bare me kuch pta nahi tha,jab ghar walo ne btaya tab pta chala ki mujhe unke yaha jana hai. Mai pehli bar delhi ja raha tha isliye maine bhi socha yehi thik rahega,us aunty se maine 1 bar phone pe bat ki aur kuch dino bad me delhi aa gaya.
Mai pahli bar delhi aaya tha isi liye jab me station pe utara to aunty muje lene ke liye aayi thi.Me jese unko mila to usne muje gale se lagaya. Mera shar uske dono sexy chunchi me dhas gaya tha.Mujhe ajib sa laga ki pehli bar me koi aise krta hai kya??Fir maine jab use dhyan se dekha to kya btau,gajab ki sexy thi.Na dubli thin a ptli thi,bari chuch aur use bhi bari gand,,ladies ya ladkiyo ko dekhte hi sabse pehle mai yehi dekhta hu isliye aunty mujhe bari mast lagi aur uska mujhe is tarah se gale lagana,mai man hi man pta nahi kyu khush ho raha tha.
Khair,uski car me beth kar humlog ghar aaye. Usne kaha tumhare uncle kuch dino ke liye bahar gaye he isliye sirf humdono hi hai yaha ..Maine bola koi bat nahi aunty.Waise bhi mai to delhi ghumne aaya hu.Aap hi ghuma dena.Usne bhi kaha ha yehi achha rahega.
Usne muje fresh hone ko kaha.Maine pahli bar itna bada bathroom dekha tha usme aunty ki ek penty thi shayad aaj suabah usne ye penty nikali thi.Mai mauka dekhkar usko sunghane laga mera lund khada ho raha tha.Bt maine control kiya. Fir me khane ke bad so gaya aur sham ko dono city me ghumne ke liye gaye ,rat me khana khane k bad sote samay usne muje ek goli di aur kaha ise khalo thak gaye hoge achhi nind aayegi. Mene goli le li thodi der me mere sharir me garmi hone lagi aur mera lund khada hone laga.Usne muje night dress me sirf ek short nylon half pent aur t shirt diya tha.Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha mera lund achanak khara kyu ho raha hai.Bt mai sone k liye dusre room me aa gaya.Bt mujhe to nind hi nahi aa rahi thi.Fir meri samajh me aaya kahi isne mujhe sex ki goli to nahi de di.Ye sochte hi mai chupchap uske rum ki taraf aaya.To dekha wo so rahi thi.Ye dekh ke mai udas ho gaya aur sochne laga ki kya karu?
Uske pas jane ki meri himmat to ho nahi rahi thi aur idhar sala mera lund pagal hua ja raha tha,isliye mai bath rum me gaya aur pant utarkar muth marne laga. Mujhe nahi pta tha ki sex ki goli ka asar itna hota hai,lund itna garam ho gaya tha ki jal raha tha,mai apne hath me lund leke aankh band krke aunty ke bare me soch raha tha aur danadan muth mare ja raha tha.Tabhi mujhe apne pichhe kuchh aahat sunai di, mai chaunk gaya aur pichhe palta,waha aunty khari thi, mai dar gaya aur aur apne hatho se apne lund ko chhupane laga.Aunty boli ye sab kya ho raha hai,
Mai bola k.. Kuchh nahi aunty ,,
Kya kuchh nahi?
Maine bola wo nind nahi aa rahi thi to.
To kya?
Nind nahi aaati to yahi krte ho?
Mai sharm k mare kuch bol nahi pa raha tha,aur sir jhuka k khara tha.Aur apne harami lund ko hath me chuupane ki koshish kr raha tha.Bt wo sala khara hi tha.Niche ja hi nahi raha tha.
Fir aunty ne pucha ki …..Aur ye kya chhupa rahe ho.
Maine bola ku..Kuchh nahi.
Aunty boli wo to mai dekh rahi hu ki ye kuchh nahi kitna kuchh kah raha hai.
Fir wo mere pas aayi aur mera hath hataya ,hath hatate hi mera lund ekdam se khara ho gaya aur aunty k samne jhulne laga.
Aunty dekh ke chaunk gayi aur boli bap re ,kya hai ye.Ita khatarak lund,tabhi ye itna pagal ho raha hai?
2 minute tak usne mere lund ko dekha,fir khari ho gayi aur kaha ki sambhal k rakho ise,itna bekabu mat hone do.Aur wo waha se chali gayi .
Uske jate hi main jaldi se apne rum me bhaga aur kapde pehen liye.But mera lund sala itna harami hai ki itna kuch hone k bad bhi khara hi tha,
Fir maine sochne laga jab itna kuch ho hi gaya hai to kyu na kuch try kar hi lu?
Mai aunty k rum ki taraf gaya to dekha wo leti hui thi ankh band krke.Mai samajh gaya wo sone ka natak kar rahi hai.
Fir mai uske pas aaya aur use gaur se dekhne laga.Uski sari jangh ke upar thi aur pet se bhi hati hui thi,
Uski nukili chuchi, gadrai janghe aur sapat pet aur nabhi dekh ke mera lund aur takat me aa raha tha.Me soch raha tha ki es randi madarchod ko abhi yahi pe kutiya ki tarah chod du per kya karta ?Meri najar usko bade gol boobs aur nangi pet pr tiki hui thi. Me chunchi to saf dekh raha tha. Per chut dekhne k liye tarap raha tha. Me uske mada sarir ki garmi mahsus kar raha tha .Wo kamini muje vyagra ki goli khila kar khud sone ka natak kar rahi thi.Mai soch raha tha ki es randi ko yahi masal du gand fad du sali kutiya ki .Uske sarir ki garmi aur mada sugandh muje mahsus ho rahi thi.Uske mansal chutad aur gand ki golai muje chudai ke liye majbur kar rahi thi me uske rasile hotho ko chumne ke liye bekarar ho raha tha tabhi usne aanke kholi aur kaha yaha kya ker rahe ho?
Fir maine socha yahi mauka hai bol de jo bolna hai,maine kaha aap to sab janti hi ho.
Usne kaha kya?
Ye sunkar maine jhat se apna pant k upar se hi lund ko pakad ke hilaya.Ye dekh kar wo mere pas aayi aur apna ek hath mere lund per rakh diya jis se mere pure sarir me ek current aa gaya aur usne kaha ye kya he? Mene kaha abhi to dekha tha na.
Usne kaha kamine,tu mujhe line mar raha hai.Muje chodne ke liye tera lund khada huva hai.Janta bhi hai chudai kaise hoti he?Muje chodega ? Me janta tha ki vo natak kar rahi hai. Asal me ab vo bhi jan gayi thi ki me taiyar hu chudai k liye.Usne muje daboch diya aur apne hoth mere hotho per rakh diye me bhi us se chipak ke uske boobs dabane laga.Uski jibh mere muh me thi aur vo kisi randi ki tarah mere hotho ko khaye ja rahi thi me bhi uske rasile hotho ko muh me bhar ke pura response de raha tha.Uske sarir ki garmi uske muh se mere muh me aa rahi thi.
Me bhi chudai ki madhosi me dub raha tha.Usne apna ek hath mere lund per rakh diya tha.Usne muje bed pe gira diya aur mera t shirt aur pant nikal diya.Mera 7 inch ka lumba sa lund ab uske samne tha maine bhi uski nighty nikal di ab hum dono nange bed pe the usne muje fir se chumna suru kiya vo mere pas leti thi aur mai uski kade nipple ko daboch ke usko aur garam kar raha tha.Mera lund uske hath me tha vo usko sahla rahi thi.
Mere dono hath uske boobs, kamar aur pith ko sahla rahe the.Uska makhmali badan aisa lag raha tha ki jaise mai koi apsara ke sath hu fir usne muje bed pe lita diya aur mera lund muh me bhar liya.Vo joro se usko lollipop ki tarah chus rahi thi mano jaise koi bachha candi chus raha ho meri halat bigad rahi thi par vo manji huvi kulta randi thi vo janti thi ki aaj usko mere lund se pahli bar ras nikalna he,usko kaha girana he,vo achhe se janti thi ki viyagra ka asar bahut hota he.
Fir usne apni chut mere muh per rakhdi me jhat se usko chatne laga uski chut ek pake aam jesi rasili thi jo betahasha pani chhod rahi thi jis se saf pata chalta tha ki vo kitni garam ho chuki he.Vo mere muh per chut ragad rahi thi jis se mujhe saans lene me bhi dikkat ho rahi thi per kya karu muje chut ki ganga me bahna bhi to tha.Uski chut jhil jesi gahri thi jitna undar jibh dal ke chusta tha utni hi jyda garam hokar pani ki dhar chod rahi thi jitni gahrai me jata tha utni rasili ho rahi thi.Aisa lag raha tha ki kitne sare raj chhupe huye hai is gahri jhil me. Mai apne charam anand per tha.Mene kabhi socha bhi nahi tha ki chudai me itna maja aata hoga me chut ke ras ki ganga me naha raha tha sath me hi meri ek ungali uski gand ke ched ko tatol rahi thi vo apne dono bhari chutad ko aage piche kar ke muje gand me ungali dalne ka nyota de rahi thi aur sath me chut ko mere muh pe mar rahi thi.Room ka mahol bada kamuk ho chuka tha aisa lag raha tha ki janam janam se bichde sathi aaj chudai ke liye mile ho.Koi ek dusre ke kisi bhi part ko chodna nahi chahta tha.Vo mere lund ko muh me bhare huvi thi aur sath me mere dono balls ko sahla rahi thi,mai bhi uski chut ko chat raha tha aur ek ungali se uski gand ki chudai kar raha tha.
Vo thodi der bad khadi ho gayi aur niche let gayi aur apne dono pair faila kar mujhe chudai ka nyota de diy, vo ek manji huvi rakhail lag rahi thi jo ki chudai ko taras rahi thi,sath me mai ek naya khaladi tha jisne kabhi chut me lund nahi dala tha.Mai jhat se uske uper chadh gaya aur nipple ko chusne laga usne muje apni baho me bhar liya aur kaha sala tu to bada chalu nikla abhi kitna tadpayega mujhe ??Tu hi chodega meri pyasi chut ko ya fir tera bap aayega meri chudai ke vaste ??
Vo apne chutad uchhal uchhal ke mere lund ko apni chut me kaid karne ke liye mari ja rahi thi uski chikni chut per ek bhi bal nahi tha chut ka pani puri chut ke uper faila huva tha pani niche gand ke ched se hokar bed ped pe gir raha tha usne mera lund pakada aur apni chut par rakh diya.Ek hi jhatke me usne mujhe kamar se pakad kar apni taraf khinch liya jis se mera lund uski chut me sama gaya.Mujhe chut ki chiknai me dube mere lund ko uski chut me aage piche karne me koi taklif nahi ho rahi thi kyuki chut pahle se hi itni rasili thi aur aunty ek chuddakad randi. Mera lund uski chut ki garmi aur dono chut ki divaro se girte pani ko mahsus kar raha tha ab mai apni pure josh se uski chudai kar raha tha vo apni dono aankhe band karke meri kamar se muje khinch rahi thi sath me apne chutar ko uper uchal rahi thi jis se mera lund bhi chut ki un gahraiyo me ja raha tha jaha vo kabhi nahi pachunch pata.
Wo chudai ke nashe me badbada rahi thi...Aur jor se chod mere raja chod muje ..Phad de meri chut ..Kab se kisi naye kachhe lund ki talas me thi .. Fuck me.. Chod muje madharchod… chod …kya teri maa ne kuch nahi sikhaya… nikal de apna sara pani aaj …meri chut me banade.. Muje tere bachhe ki maaa ….Me aaj teri kutiya hu ….Bhosda banade meri chut kaaaaa …..Aur jor se mai jaaa rahi thi chod muje ….Mai gayi gayi maiiii jhad rahi hu…… meri raftar bhi tej ho chuki thi .Maine apni sari takat uski chudai pe laga di thi.Meri sanse ful rahi thi .Mai bhi pasine se lath path ho chuka tha/ hum dono ka jism ek dusre me sama gaya the.
Hum do jism ek jan ban chuke the aur mere lund me bhi kuch ho raha tha mene kaha mere lund se sperm nikalne wala hai kya karu .Vo jat se uchhali aur kaha chod..Mere share.. Phad de meri chut ..Dalde apna sara mal aaj meri chut me… come on… meri sanse ab mere kabu se bahar ho rahi thi. Vo muje daboch ke chudai ka asli maja le rhi thi .Tabhi vo jhat se mujhse chipak gayi ..Aur boli mai gayi mai ja rahi hu …chod mujhe..Chod sale …kutte mai jhadiiiiii…. Uske sath mere lund sebhi sperm nikal raha tha.. Usne mujhe apni oar khinch liya aur kaha bharde meri chut ko aaj mai fir se maa ban na chahti hu fuck me, mai bhi khali ho chuka tha .Vo bhi apni chut ka pani chhod chuki thi .Mai uske uper hi so gaya vo mujhse chipak gayi thi .Mera lund sikud raha tha. Vo abhi bhi uski chut me hi tha. Chut mere lund ko kha jana chahti thi .Uski chut se mere pani ke sath uske pani ki dhara bah rahi thi .Me aise hi so gaya jab utha to dekha ki aunty randi fresh ho chuki thi aur dopahar ka khana bana chuki thi. Aur sath me dusre round ki taiyari bhi kar chuki thi. Us chudai ki kahani mai agli kahani me sunaunga ki kaise maine uski gand ko chod chod kar gubbara bana diya.
Friends,if u like my story,,plz mail me on rocky4sex.143@gmail.Com & rocky4sex143@yahoo.In
Bat un dino ki hai jab 1 bar mai kuchh dino k liye delhi gaya tha chhutiya bitane.Delhi me meri bahut dur ki 1 relative rehti thi jo sayad rishte me meri chachi lagti thi.Infact mujhe unke bare me kuch pta nahi tha,jab ghar walo ne btaya tab pta chala ki mujhe unke yaha jana hai. Mai pehli bar delhi ja raha tha isliye maine bhi socha yehi thik rahega,us aunty se maine 1 bar phone pe bat ki aur kuch dino bad me delhi aa gaya.
Mai pahli bar delhi aaya tha isi liye jab me station pe utara to aunty muje lene ke liye aayi thi.Me jese unko mila to usne muje gale se lagaya. Mera shar uske dono sexy chunchi me dhas gaya tha.Mujhe ajib sa laga ki pehli bar me koi aise krta hai kya??Fir maine jab use dhyan se dekha to kya btau,gajab ki sexy thi.Na dubli thin a ptli thi,bari chuch aur use bhi bari gand,,ladies ya ladkiyo ko dekhte hi sabse pehle mai yehi dekhta hu isliye aunty mujhe bari mast lagi aur uska mujhe is tarah se gale lagana,mai man hi man pta nahi kyu khush ho raha tha.
Khair,uski car me beth kar humlog ghar aaye. Usne kaha tumhare uncle kuch dino ke liye bahar gaye he isliye sirf humdono hi hai yaha ..Maine bola koi bat nahi aunty.Waise bhi mai to delhi ghumne aaya hu.Aap hi ghuma dena.Usne bhi kaha ha yehi achha rahega.
Usne muje fresh hone ko kaha.Maine pahli bar itna bada bathroom dekha tha usme aunty ki ek penty thi shayad aaj suabah usne ye penty nikali thi.Mai mauka dekhkar usko sunghane laga mera lund khada ho raha tha.Bt maine control kiya. Fir me khane ke bad so gaya aur sham ko dono city me ghumne ke liye gaye ,rat me khana khane k bad sote samay usne muje ek goli di aur kaha ise khalo thak gaye hoge achhi nind aayegi. Mene goli le li thodi der me mere sharir me garmi hone lagi aur mera lund khada hone laga.Usne muje night dress me sirf ek short nylon half pent aur t shirt diya tha.Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha mera lund achanak khara kyu ho raha hai.Bt mai sone k liye dusre room me aa gaya.Bt mujhe to nind hi nahi aa rahi thi.Fir meri samajh me aaya kahi isne mujhe sex ki goli to nahi de di.Ye sochte hi mai chupchap uske rum ki taraf aaya.To dekha wo so rahi thi.Ye dekh ke mai udas ho gaya aur sochne laga ki kya karu?
Uske pas jane ki meri himmat to ho nahi rahi thi aur idhar sala mera lund pagal hua ja raha tha,isliye mai bath rum me gaya aur pant utarkar muth marne laga. Mujhe nahi pta tha ki sex ki goli ka asar itna hota hai,lund itna garam ho gaya tha ki jal raha tha,mai apne hath me lund leke aankh band krke aunty ke bare me soch raha tha aur danadan muth mare ja raha tha.Tabhi mujhe apne pichhe kuchh aahat sunai di, mai chaunk gaya aur pichhe palta,waha aunty khari thi, mai dar gaya aur aur apne hatho se apne lund ko chhupane laga.Aunty boli ye sab kya ho raha hai,
Mai bola k.. Kuchh nahi aunty ,,
Kya kuchh nahi?
Maine bola wo nind nahi aa rahi thi to.
To kya?
Nind nahi aaati to yahi krte ho?
Mai sharm k mare kuch bol nahi pa raha tha,aur sir jhuka k khara tha.Aur apne harami lund ko hath me chuupane ki koshish kr raha tha.Bt wo sala khara hi tha.Niche ja hi nahi raha tha.
Fir aunty ne pucha ki …..Aur ye kya chhupa rahe ho.
Maine bola ku..Kuchh nahi.
Aunty boli wo to mai dekh rahi hu ki ye kuchh nahi kitna kuchh kah raha hai.
Fir wo mere pas aayi aur mera hath hataya ,hath hatate hi mera lund ekdam se khara ho gaya aur aunty k samne jhulne laga.
Aunty dekh ke chaunk gayi aur boli bap re ,kya hai ye.Ita khatarak lund,tabhi ye itna pagal ho raha hai?
2 minute tak usne mere lund ko dekha,fir khari ho gayi aur kaha ki sambhal k rakho ise,itna bekabu mat hone do.Aur wo waha se chali gayi .
Uske jate hi main jaldi se apne rum me bhaga aur kapde pehen liye.But mera lund sala itna harami hai ki itna kuch hone k bad bhi khara hi tha,
Fir maine sochne laga jab itna kuch ho hi gaya hai to kyu na kuch try kar hi lu?
Mai aunty k rum ki taraf gaya to dekha wo leti hui thi ankh band krke.Mai samajh gaya wo sone ka natak kar rahi hai.
Fir mai uske pas aaya aur use gaur se dekhne laga.Uski sari jangh ke upar thi aur pet se bhi hati hui thi,
Uski nukili chuchi, gadrai janghe aur sapat pet aur nabhi dekh ke mera lund aur takat me aa raha tha.Me soch raha tha ki es randi madarchod ko abhi yahi pe kutiya ki tarah chod du per kya karta ?Meri najar usko bade gol boobs aur nangi pet pr tiki hui thi. Me chunchi to saf dekh raha tha. Per chut dekhne k liye tarap raha tha. Me uske mada sarir ki garmi mahsus kar raha tha .Wo kamini muje vyagra ki goli khila kar khud sone ka natak kar rahi thi.Mai soch raha tha ki es randi ko yahi masal du gand fad du sali kutiya ki .Uske sarir ki garmi aur mada sugandh muje mahsus ho rahi thi.Uske mansal chutad aur gand ki golai muje chudai ke liye majbur kar rahi thi me uske rasile hotho ko chumne ke liye bekarar ho raha tha tabhi usne aanke kholi aur kaha yaha kya ker rahe ho?
Fir maine socha yahi mauka hai bol de jo bolna hai,maine kaha aap to sab janti hi ho.
Usne kaha kya?
Ye sunkar maine jhat se apna pant k upar se hi lund ko pakad ke hilaya.Ye dekh kar wo mere pas aayi aur apna ek hath mere lund per rakh diya jis se mere pure sarir me ek current aa gaya aur usne kaha ye kya he? Mene kaha abhi to dekha tha na.
Usne kaha kamine,tu mujhe line mar raha hai.Muje chodne ke liye tera lund khada huva hai.Janta bhi hai chudai kaise hoti he?Muje chodega ? Me janta tha ki vo natak kar rahi hai. Asal me ab vo bhi jan gayi thi ki me taiyar hu chudai k liye.Usne muje daboch diya aur apne hoth mere hotho per rakh diye me bhi us se chipak ke uske boobs dabane laga.Uski jibh mere muh me thi aur vo kisi randi ki tarah mere hotho ko khaye ja rahi thi me bhi uske rasile hotho ko muh me bhar ke pura response de raha tha.Uske sarir ki garmi uske muh se mere muh me aa rahi thi.
Me bhi chudai ki madhosi me dub raha tha.Usne apna ek hath mere lund per rakh diya tha.Usne muje bed pe gira diya aur mera t shirt aur pant nikal diya.Mera 7 inch ka lumba sa lund ab uske samne tha maine bhi uski nighty nikal di ab hum dono nange bed pe the usne muje fir se chumna suru kiya vo mere pas leti thi aur mai uski kade nipple ko daboch ke usko aur garam kar raha tha.Mera lund uske hath me tha vo usko sahla rahi thi.
Mere dono hath uske boobs, kamar aur pith ko sahla rahe the.Uska makhmali badan aisa lag raha tha ki jaise mai koi apsara ke sath hu fir usne muje bed pe lita diya aur mera lund muh me bhar liya.Vo joro se usko lollipop ki tarah chus rahi thi mano jaise koi bachha candi chus raha ho meri halat bigad rahi thi par vo manji huvi kulta randi thi vo janti thi ki aaj usko mere lund se pahli bar ras nikalna he,usko kaha girana he,vo achhe se janti thi ki viyagra ka asar bahut hota he.
Fir usne apni chut mere muh per rakhdi me jhat se usko chatne laga uski chut ek pake aam jesi rasili thi jo betahasha pani chhod rahi thi jis se saf pata chalta tha ki vo kitni garam ho chuki he.Vo mere muh per chut ragad rahi thi jis se mujhe saans lene me bhi dikkat ho rahi thi per kya karu muje chut ki ganga me bahna bhi to tha.Uski chut jhil jesi gahri thi jitna undar jibh dal ke chusta tha utni hi jyda garam hokar pani ki dhar chod rahi thi jitni gahrai me jata tha utni rasili ho rahi thi.Aisa lag raha tha ki kitne sare raj chhupe huye hai is gahri jhil me. Mai apne charam anand per tha.Mene kabhi socha bhi nahi tha ki chudai me itna maja aata hoga me chut ke ras ki ganga me naha raha tha sath me hi meri ek ungali uski gand ke ched ko tatol rahi thi vo apne dono bhari chutad ko aage piche kar ke muje gand me ungali dalne ka nyota de rahi thi aur sath me chut ko mere muh pe mar rahi thi.Room ka mahol bada kamuk ho chuka tha aisa lag raha tha ki janam janam se bichde sathi aaj chudai ke liye mile ho.Koi ek dusre ke kisi bhi part ko chodna nahi chahta tha.Vo mere lund ko muh me bhare huvi thi aur sath me mere dono balls ko sahla rahi thi,mai bhi uski chut ko chat raha tha aur ek ungali se uski gand ki chudai kar raha tha.
Vo thodi der bad khadi ho gayi aur niche let gayi aur apne dono pair faila kar mujhe chudai ka nyota de diy, vo ek manji huvi rakhail lag rahi thi jo ki chudai ko taras rahi thi,sath me mai ek naya khaladi tha jisne kabhi chut me lund nahi dala tha.Mai jhat se uske uper chadh gaya aur nipple ko chusne laga usne muje apni baho me bhar liya aur kaha sala tu to bada chalu nikla abhi kitna tadpayega mujhe ??Tu hi chodega meri pyasi chut ko ya fir tera bap aayega meri chudai ke vaste ??
Vo apne chutad uchhal uchhal ke mere lund ko apni chut me kaid karne ke liye mari ja rahi thi uski chikni chut per ek bhi bal nahi tha chut ka pani puri chut ke uper faila huva tha pani niche gand ke ched se hokar bed ped pe gir raha tha usne mera lund pakada aur apni chut par rakh diya.Ek hi jhatke me usne mujhe kamar se pakad kar apni taraf khinch liya jis se mera lund uski chut me sama gaya.Mujhe chut ki chiknai me dube mere lund ko uski chut me aage piche karne me koi taklif nahi ho rahi thi kyuki chut pahle se hi itni rasili thi aur aunty ek chuddakad randi. Mera lund uski chut ki garmi aur dono chut ki divaro se girte pani ko mahsus kar raha tha ab mai apni pure josh se uski chudai kar raha tha vo apni dono aankhe band karke meri kamar se muje khinch rahi thi sath me apne chutar ko uper uchal rahi thi jis se mera lund bhi chut ki un gahraiyo me ja raha tha jaha vo kabhi nahi pachunch pata.
Wo chudai ke nashe me badbada rahi thi...Aur jor se chod mere raja chod muje ..Phad de meri chut ..Kab se kisi naye kachhe lund ki talas me thi .. Fuck me.. Chod muje madharchod… chod …kya teri maa ne kuch nahi sikhaya… nikal de apna sara pani aaj …meri chut me banade.. Muje tere bachhe ki maaa ….Me aaj teri kutiya hu ….Bhosda banade meri chut kaaaaa …..Aur jor se mai jaaa rahi thi chod muje ….Mai gayi gayi maiiii jhad rahi hu…… meri raftar bhi tej ho chuki thi .Maine apni sari takat uski chudai pe laga di thi.Meri sanse ful rahi thi .Mai bhi pasine se lath path ho chuka tha/ hum dono ka jism ek dusre me sama gaya the.
Hum do jism ek jan ban chuke the aur mere lund me bhi kuch ho raha tha mene kaha mere lund se sperm nikalne wala hai kya karu .Vo jat se uchhali aur kaha chod..Mere share.. Phad de meri chut ..Dalde apna sara mal aaj meri chut me… come on… meri sanse ab mere kabu se bahar ho rahi thi. Vo muje daboch ke chudai ka asli maja le rhi thi .Tabhi vo jhat se mujhse chipak gayi ..Aur boli mai gayi mai ja rahi hu …chod mujhe..Chod sale …kutte mai jhadiiiiii…. Uske sath mere lund sebhi sperm nikal raha tha.. Usne mujhe apni oar khinch liya aur kaha bharde meri chut ko aaj mai fir se maa ban na chahti hu fuck me, mai bhi khali ho chuka tha .Vo bhi apni chut ka pani chhod chuki thi .Mai uske uper hi so gaya vo mujhse chipak gayi thi .Mera lund sikud raha tha. Vo abhi bhi uski chut me hi tha. Chut mere lund ko kha jana chahti thi .Uski chut se mere pani ke sath uske pani ki dhara bah rahi thi .Me aise hi so gaya jab utha to dekha ki aunty randi fresh ho chuki thi aur dopahar ka khana bana chuki thi. Aur sath me dusre round ki taiyari bhi kar chuki thi. Us chudai ki kahani mai agli kahani me sunaunga ki kaise maine uski gand ko chod chod kar gubbara bana diya.
Friends,if u like my story,,plz mail me on rocky4sex.143@gmail.Com & rocky4sex143@yahoo.In
Brother-Sister Choda chodi
Hi everyone, . i know you won't believe me because most of u think that women don't write sex stories. but i'm real and what i'm writing is not stories they are the incidents that really happened in my life. There are 5 experiences that happened in my life and i'm sharing one of it which happened yesterday 10 may 2013.
I got introduced to this site as i was far from sex as my husband died 5 years ago and i didn't had sex till 3 years since then actually one of my friend told me about this i read alot of stories from all categories and my favorite is incest, teacher, group, and maid and my friends favorite is group and incest. she was married after 5 years when i got married and she use to talk about sex all the time and praises luck that i can have sex whenever i want with my husband and she has to satisfy herself by reading these stories and fingering her. she looks alot like me but she is dusky and i'm fair. we got a gang of 6 friends but we are best friends from 6th standard and we share all thing she even shared her first night experience with me after she got married.
Let me introduce myself to u people. i'm ramya uppuluri this is my real name i'm revealing it because i want u people to believe me. my husband died 5 years ago in an accident. and i have been untouched for 3 years after his death. i live in hyderabad AP. I'm 38 years old now and my kids are elder 16 and younger 14 both are boys. And for the people who wants to fantasize about me my vital statistics are 36-34-38 very fair complexion and round face. i'm a bit chubby not fat. i won't agree if someone says i'm fat as i'm a women hehe. i got the job of my husband so living is not a problem or u can say a little higher than middle class. i don't want to reveal my monthly salary for my personal reasons. i didn't get married again after my husbands death even my parents wanted me to because i love my husband that much. i'm a homely women for whom family comes first. and won't get so easily comfortable with strangers u won't believe me because i don't know most of my colleagues names (male) in my own section. There are about 20 male workers including my boss and peon. and i know only my boss and the 2 peons. so i think this information is enough for the 5 incidents i'm going to write in future. because i'm not going to introduce myself for all 5 essays i'm going to write.
So coming to the story this incident happened yesterday 10 march 2013. I was not able to sleep because there was a power-cut u all know as u are Indians. The power-cut was for the phase i live and the apartment were the watchmen kids sleeping has the power. I went up on the terrace to get some fresh air as i was sweating badly. They were sleeping on a "sleeping mat" the girl was sleeping in between the father and brother. the kids age was approx girl(24) and boy(22) watchmen their father (65) very thin and can't even walk properly. I took a walk for a bit and settled at one of the corner and was just gazing at random image then i notice some movements on the ground then i started to observe for my shock i saw the girl was masturbating her brother when her father is still beside her. i watched for some time. She stopped for sometime and then the old man got up because her daughter woke him up and asked him to sleep on the bed. The bed was a "navaar bed" i don't know what its called in English. it was just 5-7 steps away from where the kids were sleeping so the old man went and slept on the bed.
Then they both waited for about an hour to make sure their father was asleep. The boy slept calm for the whole hour but the girl was fingering herself inside her saree by taking her left hand from top of her naval because she didn't want to get caught by lifting her saree up her thighs. then after an hour she tried to wake the boy up by rubbing the boys leg with her leg slowly. but the boy was asleep but she didn't gave up but tried harder to wake him up. When the boy woke up he turned towards her and she turned her back towards him so the boy was facing her back. Then he took his hand and inserting it inside her saree through her navel and fingered her for sometime. Seeing all this a was fingering myself. Then the bay saw me. but he couldn't know who i'm as it was night and power was cut. and then they stopped. I hoped they start again but they want to confirm i'm gone. so i can't control myself and fingered myself and released on the terrace in open. It was amazing.
Then i was bored and went back to house. Then after 30 mins the power was on and the cooler was on. With the sudden blow of the blower my nighty was hiked till my thighs. And the air tickled my vagina and my desire for sex woke up again. Then i started peeping from my bedroom window it has the same view as i see from the terrace so i can watch from the window by laying on my bed. And by the time i peeped through the window they were already started. and the old man was turned away as he changed position in sleep. I saw the siblings were kissing and the boy was fingering her in previous position and the girl was pressing her breasts and masturbating her brother with other hand in the back. Seeing it i started again even my kids were sleeping on the same bed.
So after they finished with that they stood up and checked all over and confirmed that their father is asleep and even checked for me if i was still there. then they went to a corner but u know the parking place will be lit always except in the morning so they went behind a car in the corner and then she hiked her saree along with her pettycoat and took the grip of a pillar. The boy dropped his pants he didn't wear any underwear as it would be difficult to sleep with those on. Then he took hi penis and hit it on her buttocks and inserted in her vagina. They were doing it in doggy style. I even heard some moaning of her but he tried to shut her mouth with his hand as he don't want to wake his father up or get caught by others. i could hear the sounds of the collision of the thighs very low but it was clear as there was pin drop silence as it was night 1:30 am.
Then after some strokes he took his penis off and released on the floor. and after that she stood up straight and the boy got on his knees and started cleaning her vagina with a cloth and then licked her for some time. then the girl sucked his penis for some time till he released in her mouth she spit it out. then they both got dressed up and cleaned their mouth and slept like nothing happened. he slept on one end and her on the other like the space between them can be filled with 10 people.
And i released for the second time that night and took a bath with cool water at 2:00am and with the cool breeze of the cooler i slept peacefully. i hope u all will like it. if someone want to chat with me my email id is ramya.uppuluri199@gmail.com. I will soon write my first experience as i started my first essay with the last incident. i will try to continue writing even when i complete my remaining 4 experiences if any new things happen. Thank you
I got introduced to this site as i was far from sex as my husband died 5 years ago and i didn't had sex till 3 years since then actually one of my friend told me about this i read alot of stories from all categories and my favorite is incest, teacher, group, and maid and my friends favorite is group and incest. she was married after 5 years when i got married and she use to talk about sex all the time and praises luck that i can have sex whenever i want with my husband and she has to satisfy herself by reading these stories and fingering her. she looks alot like me but she is dusky and i'm fair. we got a gang of 6 friends but we are best friends from 6th standard and we share all thing she even shared her first night experience with me after she got married.
Let me introduce myself to u people. i'm ramya uppuluri this is my real name i'm revealing it because i want u people to believe me. my husband died 5 years ago in an accident. and i have been untouched for 3 years after his death. i live in hyderabad AP. I'm 38 years old now and my kids are elder 16 and younger 14 both are boys. And for the people who wants to fantasize about me my vital statistics are 36-34-38 very fair complexion and round face. i'm a bit chubby not fat. i won't agree if someone says i'm fat as i'm a women hehe. i got the job of my husband so living is not a problem or u can say a little higher than middle class. i don't want to reveal my monthly salary for my personal reasons. i didn't get married again after my husbands death even my parents wanted me to because i love my husband that much. i'm a homely women for whom family comes first. and won't get so easily comfortable with strangers u won't believe me because i don't know most of my colleagues names (male) in my own section. There are about 20 male workers including my boss and peon. and i know only my boss and the 2 peons. so i think this information is enough for the 5 incidents i'm going to write in future. because i'm not going to introduce myself for all 5 essays i'm going to write.
So coming to the story this incident happened yesterday 10 march 2013. I was not able to sleep because there was a power-cut u all know as u are Indians. The power-cut was for the phase i live and the apartment were the watchmen kids sleeping has the power. I went up on the terrace to get some fresh air as i was sweating badly. They were sleeping on a "sleeping mat" the girl was sleeping in between the father and brother. the kids age was approx girl(24) and boy(22) watchmen their father (65) very thin and can't even walk properly. I took a walk for a bit and settled at one of the corner and was just gazing at random image then i notice some movements on the ground then i started to observe for my shock i saw the girl was masturbating her brother when her father is still beside her. i watched for some time. She stopped for sometime and then the old man got up because her daughter woke him up and asked him to sleep on the bed. The bed was a "navaar bed" i don't know what its called in English. it was just 5-7 steps away from where the kids were sleeping so the old man went and slept on the bed.
Then they both waited for about an hour to make sure their father was asleep. The boy slept calm for the whole hour but the girl was fingering herself inside her saree by taking her left hand from top of her naval because she didn't want to get caught by lifting her saree up her thighs. then after an hour she tried to wake the boy up by rubbing the boys leg with her leg slowly. but the boy was asleep but she didn't gave up but tried harder to wake him up. When the boy woke up he turned towards her and she turned her back towards him so the boy was facing her back. Then he took his hand and inserting it inside her saree through her navel and fingered her for sometime. Seeing all this a was fingering myself. Then the bay saw me. but he couldn't know who i'm as it was night and power was cut. and then they stopped. I hoped they start again but they want to confirm i'm gone. so i can't control myself and fingered myself and released on the terrace in open. It was amazing.
Then i was bored and went back to house. Then after 30 mins the power was on and the cooler was on. With the sudden blow of the blower my nighty was hiked till my thighs. And the air tickled my vagina and my desire for sex woke up again. Then i started peeping from my bedroom window it has the same view as i see from the terrace so i can watch from the window by laying on my bed. And by the time i peeped through the window they were already started. and the old man was turned away as he changed position in sleep. I saw the siblings were kissing and the boy was fingering her in previous position and the girl was pressing her breasts and masturbating her brother with other hand in the back. Seeing it i started again even my kids were sleeping on the same bed.
So after they finished with that they stood up and checked all over and confirmed that their father is asleep and even checked for me if i was still there. then they went to a corner but u know the parking place will be lit always except in the morning so they went behind a car in the corner and then she hiked her saree along with her pettycoat and took the grip of a pillar. The boy dropped his pants he didn't wear any underwear as it would be difficult to sleep with those on. Then he took hi penis and hit it on her buttocks and inserted in her vagina. They were doing it in doggy style. I even heard some moaning of her but he tried to shut her mouth with his hand as he don't want to wake his father up or get caught by others. i could hear the sounds of the collision of the thighs very low but it was clear as there was pin drop silence as it was night 1:30 am.
Then after some strokes he took his penis off and released on the floor. and after that she stood up straight and the boy got on his knees and started cleaning her vagina with a cloth and then licked her for some time. then the girl sucked his penis for some time till he released in her mouth she spit it out. then they both got dressed up and cleaned their mouth and slept like nothing happened. he slept on one end and her on the other like the space between them can be filled with 10 people.
And i released for the second time that night and took a bath with cool water at 2:00am and with the cool breeze of the cooler i slept peacefully. i hope u all will like it. if someone want to chat with me my email id is ramya.uppuluri199@gmail.com. I will soon write my first experience as i started my first essay with the last incident. i will try to continue writing even when i complete my remaining 4 experiences if any new things happen. Thank you
Prakash ne choda aunty ko.
After a lapse of long period I am again here at the behest of my net friends, who are searching my love making stories, they often write to me about it. So here is your friend prakash_kd222003@yahoo.com. This story I have written as explained by the woman character of my story. This is because I wanted show the heart felt sorrows of her life.
Hi, my name is Anjani, I originally hail from Gujarat.
I have settled in Hyderabad after my marriage. I got married early at my age of 20. My husband is in automobile business along with his family members. Ours is a joint family. My marriage was a happier one as everybody would respect and care me well. But this didn’t continue for long. After few years I lost peace of mind. The reason was that I was unable to conceive.
We carried many tests and done many medications, but nothing resolved. Even at the age of 25 years I was unable to have a child. The family was blaming me for the same. My in laws are very orthodox and I was not allowed to go out without having any family member with me.
I have no way but to pray god for my help. My parents are very poor and stayed at Ahmedabad. They are so poor that they were unable to even visit me at such a long distance from Ahmedabad. My parents were also praying God to save me from this curse.
Many tests were conducted again and again. Doctors were changed. Once a gentleman doctor told me, when I was alone in his chamber, that there is nothing wrong with you, but your husband has low sperm counts and the sperms present are not active. So, there are least chances of becoming pregnant.
My in-laws kept telling me that I am sterile. But I knew the truth. My education and my parents’ poor conditions restrained me from confronting with them about this issue. I have overheard my in laws discussing to divorce me and send me to my parents on any pretext before sending divorce notice. I have tears in my eyes when they use to say me bad words, I didn’t have any alternate, but to sit before almighty God to pray to help me.
During this time, may be God heard my prayer or what. God sent Prakash to me. He was in forties. He is from Ahmedabad. He used to visit Hyderabad for his software business with Chandrababu Naidu Government (he was CM that time).
Many times my parents use to send things for me through him. As he was a towering personality and relations with state Government and personal relation with CM, my in-laws use to try to have good relations with Prakash uncle. Yes, I used to call him like that because he was elder to me. In fact he was very friendly with me. He told me that you can call me Prakash uncle when your in laws are around. Otherwise call me just Prakash and treat like a friend.
He was in a distant relation with my father. Due that relation my father is an uncle for him. When ever he uses to come to Hyderabad, my MIL use to tell him that, instead eating in hotels he should eat at our place.
He was staying in a three star hotel. Later he hired a flat in vicinity of our house. After few visits, Prakash uncle accessed everything. He informed my parents about my plight; they were too much worried but could not do anything. They talked to me on phone and cried but couldn't do much.
I can understand that they were worried about if, I were driven out of the house. Since than my parents use to wait for Prakash’s visit fromHyderabad and hear about my well being. Whenever my parents call me Prakash used to be the centre of their chat.
Next time when Prakash uncle came to our home at noon, I was alone at home. My MIL has told me to treat Prakash uncle well in her absence. My MIL was whole and sole in the house. Her words were final. She was too eager to have good relations with Prakash uncle.
At noon, when we both were alone in the house, I asked him that why you told everything to my parents. He convinced me that it was utmost necessary, from social as well legal point of view. That day I was unable to control my feelings and I burst out in tears. He held me in him. Caressed me and pressed me to tell everything about my problem about not conceiving.
He was so convincing and he treated me so well that I told him everything. I also told him that I have heard them talking about divorcing me. For the first time in my married life, I got such a solace from some one from my relative. He was all the time caring and caressing me. I liked his embrace. When he kissed me, I melted in him. I didn’t find anything sexual in it.
He asked me, Anjani do you have faith in me? I said yes. He said, from today onwards you treat me as your best friend. I will find the best available solution for you. If you do as I say, only than you can save your marriage, otherwise this people may either bring unofficial wife for your husband, or may give you divorce.
I promised him to do what ever he tells. When I went to say him bye at the door, I embraced him voluntarily and sobbed once again. He caressed me again, and kissed me saying Anjani, forget all your worries, from today it’s my problem. I will solve it.
During his next visit, he somehow figured the discussion about this before my mother in law in presence of my husband. I was in the kitchen but my ears were with them. Prakash proposed to get both of us checked with a well known doctor of Hyderabad, who has international fame for such problems. My MIL agreed and said, if you are taking them with you, I don’t mind at all.
My husband knew that this doctor normally give appointments after two or three months. Prakash took us to there with just a call to the doctor. When we reached to the reception lounge, the receptionist stood up and welcomed everybody. She straightway led us to the doctor’s chamber.
After all the routine check up and looking to the reports doctor gave us fresh prescription. The doctor was very good and talked to us so nice. He told us to come after a month. Prakash ventured and said; sure I will bring them with me, so that again I will have privilege to have coffee with you. The doctor said, than why not come after fifteen days? Everybody laughed.
We took leave from the doctor. Out of doctor’s office, my husband asked me if I can go home alone by taxi. His office was very near from there. Prakash said, don’t worry Ramesh I will leave her home, he said that he is going to his apartment, which is very near to our house.
I and Prakash went to his apartment. I knew my MIL has gone to some distant place to attend a function and she was not going to be back before evening. I was coming to his apartment for the first time. Though he was staying alone it was three times in size than ours. He had an old man as a part time servant.
We settled in the living room. We were sitting on two sofas, on the corner of each sofa. During coffee I asked Prakash, do you feel that this medicine will work? Prakash looked away from my face. His voice suffocated, he cleaned his throat and meekly said. No, Anjani, I am sorry, but in your absence, doctor told me that you need some other person’s sperms to conceive. Prakash was feeling low and his eyes became wet. Seeing his feelings for me I was moved. Though I was also upset from inside, I controlled my self a little.
I put my palm on the palm of Prakash and said, Prakash you are so good to me. He looked at me smiling meekly. He again tried to get his composer and said, Anjani, now you have to think in this line only. The only way left for you is to conceive with the sperms of other person. Now it’s your choice, with whose sperm you want a child.
He made me understand how sperm banks work. He also told me the pros and cons of such things. He told me that it’s advisable to have sperms from some one known to us. Though that is also having few problems, but one must find a way out of it.
We discussed many things about it. He sighted examples of ancient Indian history and myths. Showing who was father of whom, officially and unofficially. The summing up of the discussion was that one should opt to have father from some one known and very confidential and reliable too.
Prakash asked if I wanted to chat with my parents. Because from here I can chat at length and promise them that things will be alright. I agreed and talked to my parents on phone. The phone lasted very long. They became very emotional on phone. I too became emotional. I controlled my emotions still last moment, but as soon as I disconnected, I burst in to tears and started sobbing.
Prakash came next to me, and tried to console me. He consoled me very nice. I was fully in him. I was sobbing. I didn’t find anything wrong in his kissing me while wiping my tears. I loved him solacing me. When I stopped crying and composed a little, I responded him with a nice kiss.
He took my face in his palms and caressed my face. He looked deep in my eyes, and said, Anjani I love you. I embraced him tight and hide my face in his wide chest. I felt my self in to a real man’s arms for the first time in my life. I liked to stay like that for a while. My breath became heavy.
My heart was trying to jump out; I didn’t know whether that was due to joy. But I was sure that this man told me these words from the bottom of his heart. He raised me from the sofa. We both were standing now. He started kissing my face again; I was looking deep into his eyes again. I felt that I am melting in him.
His palms started to travel on my curves. He put his lips on my lips. He just caressed my lips with his lips. We both have eyes wide open. I was looking at his feelings while kissing me. I have never felt such sensations with my husband. Not even at our honey moon. He was always in hurry.
My arms went around his chest. I pulled him towards me. I let my boobs get crushed in him. I smiled, he smiled. I widened my lips a little; he took my upper lip between his lips. I took his lower lip between my lips and both eagerly sucked each other’s lips. He leaves my upper lip and took both my lips between his lips and sucked, I pushed my tongue in his mouth.
He started sucking my tongue; we were both doing it like as if we both were hungry. I knew about my self. I was really hungry. For the first time in my life, I was giving all these beautiful treatment. My husband is so conservative that I can’t take any initiative while making love. For him it was a rare night ritual and that too, it was never a love making for him. It was a sex act for him. He wanted to satisfy him self, never cared about me.
Prakash kissed my neck. He kissed behind my ear; he took my ear lob in his mouth. He fondled my ear lob. He did bite it with his teeth lightly. That was a pleasure for me. I said oh. He kissed me at my cleavage. He tries to feel my boobs while kissing my cleavage. That was a nice view. His head on my boobs made me shiver. I held his head over there. He opens up my blouse. I helped him to remove my sari.
We proceeded towards bedroom. As we walked towards bed room another end of my sari was following us. We were walking in unison. Holding each other and kissing and smooching each other. He locked the bed room from inside. Soon I was without sari and blouse.
Prakash looked at me and said, Anjani you are a sex goddess. I knew he is not flattering me. I am fair, five feet three inches tall, well built though not puffy any where. My breasts are perfect round like a teenager. My husband never cared to treat them. Just occasional smooching them were enough for him.
Prakash pulled the string of my petticoat. It fell down. I came out of it, and stand erect with one palm on my waist and another on my bum on my back. He smiled looking at me. My pussy was clean shaven.
I did it anticipating to be checked by the doctor. I knew now onwards my doctor is Prakash. Prakash respectfully led me towards bed; I started removing his shirt and also try to open his pants. He helped to undo it. I pulled his jockey down. We both were in birthday suits. His thick big cock erect and pointing the ceiling. I embraced him tight and said, Prakash please make me pregnant. You are my choice.
I started kissing his manly chest. Caressed his chest, and said, Prakash you are confidential and reliable too. You are my best friend. You are the only care taker for me in Hyderabad. I kissed his neck. I caressed his back. We both lay in the bed. I was flat on my back.
He came over me. He caressed my face looked in my eyes. He said, Anjani I love you. I said, I know that Prakash. Saying so I caressed his head, caressed his face and pulled him near me. We were lip locked and started sucking each other. I wrapped my legs around him. His hard cock was pressed on my triangle. I was very happy to have such a big beautiful cock to serve my pussy. I was eager to have it in me.
His palm traveled on my curves. Some moments ago also he had assessed my curves, but this was all to gather a different feeling. This one is skin to skin contact. Every move of his palm was sending different sensation to my nervous system. His each caress use to send tingling to my sensations. I loved it.
His one palm was caressing my cheek, which I loved the most. Another palm started the tour from my neck to shoulder to my arm, to my waist and again back upward, I raised my arm and he caressed my armpit so lovingly. His face moved towards my armpit. He sniffed me there. I was shocked for a moment; I have never heard any man doing this. He looked at me and said, Anjani, you smell so good.
Immediately after saying this he went back there. He nuzzled me there and kissed my armpit. This was too much for me. Every atom of my cells started to respond to this sensation. My full body cells started to receive signals. He caressed my shoulder.
His face was now in front of me. He kissed my chin than below my chin. He kissed my front neck. He went lower. I knew I am going to melt when he will kiss my boobs. He went lower and lower, I raised my head to look, where is he kissing now. He was master of all the masters of this game.
He kissed just between two boobs. He started licking me there. Oh this man is too much. His tongue travel around the left boob, making it wet. Now his tongue started moving around right boob. My both boobs were dripping with saliva applied by him knowingly.
I was wondering what he is going to do after making them wet like this. He started caressing my boobs with his cheek. His face was moving from side to side on my boobs. This was just fantastic. I was caressing his hair and head continuously as approval to his love making.
Boobs lubricated with saliva and his cheeks, his nose, his eyes his chin everything caressing both my boobs including nipples made me cum. I was Cumming and Cumming and Cumming, but that was not my climax. Just my love juices were flowing like a stream from my pussy.
I never had such a thing in my entire life. I was moving my ass up and down to feel his cock around my pussy. He started kissing my nipples for a while and than kissed my boobs one after another. Than he started the tour again, he kissed my belly button. Kissed around my belly, kissed my naval kissed my lower naval.
He was around my pussy but leaves that and started caressing my thighs. He caressed my thighs one after another. He kissed the insides of thighs, back towards pussy again. My pussy is beautiful. My outer lips tightly closed, you can’t see inner folds till I widen my legs too much and widen outer lips with my fingers. He kissed around my outer lips. He started licking me there.
He kissed the corner from where my thighs starts, he kissed both the corners, just below my pussy. I was shivering expecting him tongue on my outer lips. And he licked them. He devours them so nice. He took my whole pussy in his mouth and sucked it full for a moment. The sensation was unbelievable. I was constantly watching his doings, by raising my head a little every time I expect new thing to happen.
He now started lapping my slit. I raised my legs and made them move in the air. I widened my pussy lips with fingers of both my palms. My beautiful labia open up for him.
I have very small labia. But they are so sensitive. As he licked there pressure started building in me. His tongue licked my clitoris, and I started convulsing. I climaxed. I stiffened. I locked his head in between my thighs and my legs around his head, my feet on his back.
He stopped doing anything except sucking my love juices. A continuous stream of thick love juices started flowing from my pussy. I felt all the cells of my body wanted to greet this moments by sending their contribution in the form of a fluid. And that fluid was rushing from whole of my body towards my pussy via my spine.
After a long time it was subsiding slowly. I gathered some composer and looked towards him. I can just see little of his head. I put my palm on his head and caressed. I loosened my self and removed my legs and widened them. He looked at me smiling.
I was happier than him; still he was smiling more than me. May be he was glad that I am happy. I said, Prakash that was awesome. You made me happy. My eyes were calling him upward. He came upon me. Again our bodies mingled. I took my arms around his neck; he let his one arm go between us. He caressed his cock, which was crushed between us till now; still it was hard and wanted to finish its crusade.
He aimed his cock and pushed a little, my pussy was willing to accept it. His cock head nestled in the folds of my woman hood. I started showering kisses on his face. Kissed his cheeks, kissed his eyes, kissed his forehead, kissed his neck, put my lips on his lips and sucking his lips. He soon responded by pushing his tongue in my mouth
Tongue moving in my mouth. Cock moving in my pussy. He pulled and pushed. Pulled and pushed. He repeated this several times. His thick cock was taking time to get adjusted in my virgin like neglected pussy.
This fat strong cock was making me feel proud today of my womanhood. I was sure to mother a beautiful boy just like Prakash. I calculated my fertility days. Yes I was in fertile periods.
I try to match his each strokes with my upward stoke. I felt like in heaven. He started moving faster and faster. He was making nice love to me all this time.
Looking lovingly at me and kissing my lips, some time kissing my forehead, some time kissing my cheek, some time kissing my neck, some time fondling my ear lobs.
He started fucking my pussy faster and faster, I was moaning loud and talking absurd things about the child and would be father. He took one full boob in his mouth sucking it harder fully, and giving harder strokes. Another palm was kneading another boob. I was saying Prakash, you are my love, I love you Prakash.
He said I love you too Anjani. Anjani, you are my love. Assuring me he said Anjani I shall love you for ever, and never let you feel neglected. Anjani you are a gem. I love you Anjani. He went on saying all such beautiful things to me. His words were making me feel high and fly in the sky, his love making was making me float in the air.
Pressure started building up in me again. My full body was responding to my feeling for my love for Prakash. I started convulsing. I stiffened, every part of my body became like dead. I locked Prakash with my legs and took a tight embrace.
I closed my eyes. I was passed out and was in another world. The same time Prakash started sending wads and wads of hot stream. He was pouring baby making sperms in my womb. It was hot. I knew I was going to over flow with such a huge quantity.
We both stopped doing anything. We both were in each others tight embrace his arms around my shoulders and holding me as if holding a baby from shoulders. I was feeling his pubic bone above my pussy. We both were out of this world for quite a long time. When we both came to senses, we looked at each other.
I can see his love for me in his eyes. We both started kissing and smooch each other. I was soothing his face with my palm. Our kisses stopped for a while, we looked at each other again and we can’t resist our emotion to kiss each other again and again. His hard cock still deep buried in me. He knowingly twitched cock inside, and looked at me. I smiled at him sensing it. I caressed his face lovingly and said he is also happy like me. Prakash said I am also happy to have a nice friend like you in my life.
We came side by side; we lay like that for a long time, kissing caressing each other. We did chat for a long time. We also planned our future meetings initially in the name of meeting doctor.
We also planned how to make my in laws feel free to let me go to his place occasionally. He told me that, he will bring my parents in this apartment and let them use as their own house, so that I can also come here like my parents house.
We cleaned ourselves and we got ready, we reached my home. My MIL was not expected yet. I have kept the food ready for me and Prakash. We had nice lunch to gather. After lunch we again had a nice love making session in my bed room. That was in a way more arousing and we used different positions. After getting dressed properly, we were sitting like lovers, cuddled in each other, pressed and caressing each other. That day we spent all the time to gather.
He prepared to leave after my MIL came. He frankly told to my MIL that doctor has promised that you will be becoming grand mother soon. My MIL was all joyous and happy. Prakash told that he will stake claim for a big gift. I was having smile in my heart, but I can’t let it come on my face. He told me to take medicines regularly.
Before leaving he gestured to bow before my MIL. In turn I bowed to the feet of Prakash. He blessed me with nice words. While leaving he told me to be ready after fifteen days to visit the doctor again, this he knowingly told so that my MIL can understand that I have to go with Prakash after 15 days.
After fifteen days Prakash came with my parents. He took out air tickets for my parents; he took special care that no body knows that he has taken out tickets for them. In the name of visit to doctor, he took me to a five start hotel. We enjoyed there for more than six hours.
Our love making continued till I became pregnant. It was just after 4 months. We did visit doctor also, and in the name of visiting doctor we enjoyed in the same hotel repeatedly. When my parents left for Ahmedabad, we enjoyed at his residence. When my parents stayed in Hyderabad, in the name of staying with parents, I stayed with them. At night after my parents go for sleep, we use to be in the same bed till early morning.
My life was totally changed. After getting pregnant also I made love with him till the last month. We took all necessary care as per our doctor advised us. Prakash insisted to fix the same doctor for my delivery also. At the insistence of Prakash, I delivered the boy at the same hospital. My parents stayed at Prakash’s house after 7th month.
They stayed two months more after delivery. The first person to see the face of my son was Prakash only. We both knew it’s our child. He took utmost care for the kid and me both. As per our ritual the first delivery expenses are borne by parents of the girl. Prakash spent money without looking back.
Prakash is the light in my life. Without Prakash my life is a big zero. I am indebted to Prakash. Today I am happy due to Prakash only. We are still having same relations. His business has increased manifold during all these 3 years. My son is calling Prakash as uncle, but I know that means papa and nothing else.
Hi, my name is Anjani, I originally hail from Gujarat.
I have settled in Hyderabad after my marriage. I got married early at my age of 20. My husband is in automobile business along with his family members. Ours is a joint family. My marriage was a happier one as everybody would respect and care me well. But this didn’t continue for long. After few years I lost peace of mind. The reason was that I was unable to conceive.
We carried many tests and done many medications, but nothing resolved. Even at the age of 25 years I was unable to have a child. The family was blaming me for the same. My in laws are very orthodox and I was not allowed to go out without having any family member with me.
I have no way but to pray god for my help. My parents are very poor and stayed at Ahmedabad. They are so poor that they were unable to even visit me at such a long distance from Ahmedabad. My parents were also praying God to save me from this curse.
Many tests were conducted again and again. Doctors were changed. Once a gentleman doctor told me, when I was alone in his chamber, that there is nothing wrong with you, but your husband has low sperm counts and the sperms present are not active. So, there are least chances of becoming pregnant.
My in-laws kept telling me that I am sterile. But I knew the truth. My education and my parents’ poor conditions restrained me from confronting with them about this issue. I have overheard my in laws discussing to divorce me and send me to my parents on any pretext before sending divorce notice. I have tears in my eyes when they use to say me bad words, I didn’t have any alternate, but to sit before almighty God to pray to help me.
During this time, may be God heard my prayer or what. God sent Prakash to me. He was in forties. He is from Ahmedabad. He used to visit Hyderabad for his software business with Chandrababu Naidu Government (he was CM that time).
Many times my parents use to send things for me through him. As he was a towering personality and relations with state Government and personal relation with CM, my in-laws use to try to have good relations with Prakash uncle. Yes, I used to call him like that because he was elder to me. In fact he was very friendly with me. He told me that you can call me Prakash uncle when your in laws are around. Otherwise call me just Prakash and treat like a friend.
He was in a distant relation with my father. Due that relation my father is an uncle for him. When ever he uses to come to Hyderabad, my MIL use to tell him that, instead eating in hotels he should eat at our place.
He was staying in a three star hotel. Later he hired a flat in vicinity of our house. After few visits, Prakash uncle accessed everything. He informed my parents about my plight; they were too much worried but could not do anything. They talked to me on phone and cried but couldn't do much.
I can understand that they were worried about if, I were driven out of the house. Since than my parents use to wait for Prakash’s visit fromHyderabad and hear about my well being. Whenever my parents call me Prakash used to be the centre of their chat.
Next time when Prakash uncle came to our home at noon, I was alone at home. My MIL has told me to treat Prakash uncle well in her absence. My MIL was whole and sole in the house. Her words were final. She was too eager to have good relations with Prakash uncle.
At noon, when we both were alone in the house, I asked him that why you told everything to my parents. He convinced me that it was utmost necessary, from social as well legal point of view. That day I was unable to control my feelings and I burst out in tears. He held me in him. Caressed me and pressed me to tell everything about my problem about not conceiving.
He was so convincing and he treated me so well that I told him everything. I also told him that I have heard them talking about divorcing me. For the first time in my married life, I got such a solace from some one from my relative. He was all the time caring and caressing me. I liked his embrace. When he kissed me, I melted in him. I didn’t find anything sexual in it.
He asked me, Anjani do you have faith in me? I said yes. He said, from today onwards you treat me as your best friend. I will find the best available solution for you. If you do as I say, only than you can save your marriage, otherwise this people may either bring unofficial wife for your husband, or may give you divorce.
I promised him to do what ever he tells. When I went to say him bye at the door, I embraced him voluntarily and sobbed once again. He caressed me again, and kissed me saying Anjani, forget all your worries, from today it’s my problem. I will solve it.
During his next visit, he somehow figured the discussion about this before my mother in law in presence of my husband. I was in the kitchen but my ears were with them. Prakash proposed to get both of us checked with a well known doctor of Hyderabad, who has international fame for such problems. My MIL agreed and said, if you are taking them with you, I don’t mind at all.
My husband knew that this doctor normally give appointments after two or three months. Prakash took us to there with just a call to the doctor. When we reached to the reception lounge, the receptionist stood up and welcomed everybody. She straightway led us to the doctor’s chamber.
After all the routine check up and looking to the reports doctor gave us fresh prescription. The doctor was very good and talked to us so nice. He told us to come after a month. Prakash ventured and said; sure I will bring them with me, so that again I will have privilege to have coffee with you. The doctor said, than why not come after fifteen days? Everybody laughed.
We took leave from the doctor. Out of doctor’s office, my husband asked me if I can go home alone by taxi. His office was very near from there. Prakash said, don’t worry Ramesh I will leave her home, he said that he is going to his apartment, which is very near to our house.
I and Prakash went to his apartment. I knew my MIL has gone to some distant place to attend a function and she was not going to be back before evening. I was coming to his apartment for the first time. Though he was staying alone it was three times in size than ours. He had an old man as a part time servant.
We settled in the living room. We were sitting on two sofas, on the corner of each sofa. During coffee I asked Prakash, do you feel that this medicine will work? Prakash looked away from my face. His voice suffocated, he cleaned his throat and meekly said. No, Anjani, I am sorry, but in your absence, doctor told me that you need some other person’s sperms to conceive. Prakash was feeling low and his eyes became wet. Seeing his feelings for me I was moved. Though I was also upset from inside, I controlled my self a little.
I put my palm on the palm of Prakash and said, Prakash you are so good to me. He looked at me smiling meekly. He again tried to get his composer and said, Anjani, now you have to think in this line only. The only way left for you is to conceive with the sperms of other person. Now it’s your choice, with whose sperm you want a child.
He made me understand how sperm banks work. He also told me the pros and cons of such things. He told me that it’s advisable to have sperms from some one known to us. Though that is also having few problems, but one must find a way out of it.
We discussed many things about it. He sighted examples of ancient Indian history and myths. Showing who was father of whom, officially and unofficially. The summing up of the discussion was that one should opt to have father from some one known and very confidential and reliable too.
Prakash asked if I wanted to chat with my parents. Because from here I can chat at length and promise them that things will be alright. I agreed and talked to my parents on phone. The phone lasted very long. They became very emotional on phone. I too became emotional. I controlled my emotions still last moment, but as soon as I disconnected, I burst in to tears and started sobbing.
Prakash came next to me, and tried to console me. He consoled me very nice. I was fully in him. I was sobbing. I didn’t find anything wrong in his kissing me while wiping my tears. I loved him solacing me. When I stopped crying and composed a little, I responded him with a nice kiss.
He took my face in his palms and caressed my face. He looked deep in my eyes, and said, Anjani I love you. I embraced him tight and hide my face in his wide chest. I felt my self in to a real man’s arms for the first time in my life. I liked to stay like that for a while. My breath became heavy.
My heart was trying to jump out; I didn’t know whether that was due to joy. But I was sure that this man told me these words from the bottom of his heart. He raised me from the sofa. We both were standing now. He started kissing my face again; I was looking deep into his eyes again. I felt that I am melting in him.
His palms started to travel on my curves. He put his lips on my lips. He just caressed my lips with his lips. We both have eyes wide open. I was looking at his feelings while kissing me. I have never felt such sensations with my husband. Not even at our honey moon. He was always in hurry.
My arms went around his chest. I pulled him towards me. I let my boobs get crushed in him. I smiled, he smiled. I widened my lips a little; he took my upper lip between his lips. I took his lower lip between my lips and both eagerly sucked each other’s lips. He leaves my upper lip and took both my lips between his lips and sucked, I pushed my tongue in his mouth.
He started sucking my tongue; we were both doing it like as if we both were hungry. I knew about my self. I was really hungry. For the first time in my life, I was giving all these beautiful treatment. My husband is so conservative that I can’t take any initiative while making love. For him it was a rare night ritual and that too, it was never a love making for him. It was a sex act for him. He wanted to satisfy him self, never cared about me.
Prakash kissed my neck. He kissed behind my ear; he took my ear lob in his mouth. He fondled my ear lob. He did bite it with his teeth lightly. That was a pleasure for me. I said oh. He kissed me at my cleavage. He tries to feel my boobs while kissing my cleavage. That was a nice view. His head on my boobs made me shiver. I held his head over there. He opens up my blouse. I helped him to remove my sari.
We proceeded towards bedroom. As we walked towards bed room another end of my sari was following us. We were walking in unison. Holding each other and kissing and smooching each other. He locked the bed room from inside. Soon I was without sari and blouse.
Prakash looked at me and said, Anjani you are a sex goddess. I knew he is not flattering me. I am fair, five feet three inches tall, well built though not puffy any where. My breasts are perfect round like a teenager. My husband never cared to treat them. Just occasional smooching them were enough for him.
Prakash pulled the string of my petticoat. It fell down. I came out of it, and stand erect with one palm on my waist and another on my bum on my back. He smiled looking at me. My pussy was clean shaven.
I did it anticipating to be checked by the doctor. I knew now onwards my doctor is Prakash. Prakash respectfully led me towards bed; I started removing his shirt and also try to open his pants. He helped to undo it. I pulled his jockey down. We both were in birthday suits. His thick big cock erect and pointing the ceiling. I embraced him tight and said, Prakash please make me pregnant. You are my choice.
I started kissing his manly chest. Caressed his chest, and said, Prakash you are confidential and reliable too. You are my best friend. You are the only care taker for me in Hyderabad. I kissed his neck. I caressed his back. We both lay in the bed. I was flat on my back.
He came over me. He caressed my face looked in my eyes. He said, Anjani I love you. I said, I know that Prakash. Saying so I caressed his head, caressed his face and pulled him near me. We were lip locked and started sucking each other. I wrapped my legs around him. His hard cock was pressed on my triangle. I was very happy to have such a big beautiful cock to serve my pussy. I was eager to have it in me.
His palm traveled on my curves. Some moments ago also he had assessed my curves, but this was all to gather a different feeling. This one is skin to skin contact. Every move of his palm was sending different sensation to my nervous system. His each caress use to send tingling to my sensations. I loved it.
His one palm was caressing my cheek, which I loved the most. Another palm started the tour from my neck to shoulder to my arm, to my waist and again back upward, I raised my arm and he caressed my armpit so lovingly. His face moved towards my armpit. He sniffed me there. I was shocked for a moment; I have never heard any man doing this. He looked at me and said, Anjani, you smell so good.
Immediately after saying this he went back there. He nuzzled me there and kissed my armpit. This was too much for me. Every atom of my cells started to respond to this sensation. My full body cells started to receive signals. He caressed my shoulder.
His face was now in front of me. He kissed my chin than below my chin. He kissed my front neck. He went lower. I knew I am going to melt when he will kiss my boobs. He went lower and lower, I raised my head to look, where is he kissing now. He was master of all the masters of this game.
He kissed just between two boobs. He started licking me there. Oh this man is too much. His tongue travel around the left boob, making it wet. Now his tongue started moving around right boob. My both boobs were dripping with saliva applied by him knowingly.
I was wondering what he is going to do after making them wet like this. He started caressing my boobs with his cheek. His face was moving from side to side on my boobs. This was just fantastic. I was caressing his hair and head continuously as approval to his love making.
Boobs lubricated with saliva and his cheeks, his nose, his eyes his chin everything caressing both my boobs including nipples made me cum. I was Cumming and Cumming and Cumming, but that was not my climax. Just my love juices were flowing like a stream from my pussy.
I never had such a thing in my entire life. I was moving my ass up and down to feel his cock around my pussy. He started kissing my nipples for a while and than kissed my boobs one after another. Than he started the tour again, he kissed my belly button. Kissed around my belly, kissed my naval kissed my lower naval.
He was around my pussy but leaves that and started caressing my thighs. He caressed my thighs one after another. He kissed the insides of thighs, back towards pussy again. My pussy is beautiful. My outer lips tightly closed, you can’t see inner folds till I widen my legs too much and widen outer lips with my fingers. He kissed around my outer lips. He started licking me there.
He kissed the corner from where my thighs starts, he kissed both the corners, just below my pussy. I was shivering expecting him tongue on my outer lips. And he licked them. He devours them so nice. He took my whole pussy in his mouth and sucked it full for a moment. The sensation was unbelievable. I was constantly watching his doings, by raising my head a little every time I expect new thing to happen.
He now started lapping my slit. I raised my legs and made them move in the air. I widened my pussy lips with fingers of both my palms. My beautiful labia open up for him.
I have very small labia. But they are so sensitive. As he licked there pressure started building in me. His tongue licked my clitoris, and I started convulsing. I climaxed. I stiffened. I locked his head in between my thighs and my legs around his head, my feet on his back.
He stopped doing anything except sucking my love juices. A continuous stream of thick love juices started flowing from my pussy. I felt all the cells of my body wanted to greet this moments by sending their contribution in the form of a fluid. And that fluid was rushing from whole of my body towards my pussy via my spine.
After a long time it was subsiding slowly. I gathered some composer and looked towards him. I can just see little of his head. I put my palm on his head and caressed. I loosened my self and removed my legs and widened them. He looked at me smiling.
I was happier than him; still he was smiling more than me. May be he was glad that I am happy. I said, Prakash that was awesome. You made me happy. My eyes were calling him upward. He came upon me. Again our bodies mingled. I took my arms around his neck; he let his one arm go between us. He caressed his cock, which was crushed between us till now; still it was hard and wanted to finish its crusade.
He aimed his cock and pushed a little, my pussy was willing to accept it. His cock head nestled in the folds of my woman hood. I started showering kisses on his face. Kissed his cheeks, kissed his eyes, kissed his forehead, kissed his neck, put my lips on his lips and sucking his lips. He soon responded by pushing his tongue in my mouth
Tongue moving in my mouth. Cock moving in my pussy. He pulled and pushed. Pulled and pushed. He repeated this several times. His thick cock was taking time to get adjusted in my virgin like neglected pussy.
This fat strong cock was making me feel proud today of my womanhood. I was sure to mother a beautiful boy just like Prakash. I calculated my fertility days. Yes I was in fertile periods.
I try to match his each strokes with my upward stoke. I felt like in heaven. He started moving faster and faster. He was making nice love to me all this time.
Looking lovingly at me and kissing my lips, some time kissing my forehead, some time kissing my cheek, some time kissing my neck, some time fondling my ear lobs.
He started fucking my pussy faster and faster, I was moaning loud and talking absurd things about the child and would be father. He took one full boob in his mouth sucking it harder fully, and giving harder strokes. Another palm was kneading another boob. I was saying Prakash, you are my love, I love you Prakash.
He said I love you too Anjani. Anjani, you are my love. Assuring me he said Anjani I shall love you for ever, and never let you feel neglected. Anjani you are a gem. I love you Anjani. He went on saying all such beautiful things to me. His words were making me feel high and fly in the sky, his love making was making me float in the air.
Pressure started building up in me again. My full body was responding to my feeling for my love for Prakash. I started convulsing. I stiffened, every part of my body became like dead. I locked Prakash with my legs and took a tight embrace.
I closed my eyes. I was passed out and was in another world. The same time Prakash started sending wads and wads of hot stream. He was pouring baby making sperms in my womb. It was hot. I knew I was going to over flow with such a huge quantity.
We both stopped doing anything. We both were in each others tight embrace his arms around my shoulders and holding me as if holding a baby from shoulders. I was feeling his pubic bone above my pussy. We both were out of this world for quite a long time. When we both came to senses, we looked at each other.
I can see his love for me in his eyes. We both started kissing and smooch each other. I was soothing his face with my palm. Our kisses stopped for a while, we looked at each other again and we can’t resist our emotion to kiss each other again and again. His hard cock still deep buried in me. He knowingly twitched cock inside, and looked at me. I smiled at him sensing it. I caressed his face lovingly and said he is also happy like me. Prakash said I am also happy to have a nice friend like you in my life.
We came side by side; we lay like that for a long time, kissing caressing each other. We did chat for a long time. We also planned our future meetings initially in the name of meeting doctor.
We also planned how to make my in laws feel free to let me go to his place occasionally. He told me that, he will bring my parents in this apartment and let them use as their own house, so that I can also come here like my parents house.
We cleaned ourselves and we got ready, we reached my home. My MIL was not expected yet. I have kept the food ready for me and Prakash. We had nice lunch to gather. After lunch we again had a nice love making session in my bed room. That was in a way more arousing and we used different positions. After getting dressed properly, we were sitting like lovers, cuddled in each other, pressed and caressing each other. That day we spent all the time to gather.
He prepared to leave after my MIL came. He frankly told to my MIL that doctor has promised that you will be becoming grand mother soon. My MIL was all joyous and happy. Prakash told that he will stake claim for a big gift. I was having smile in my heart, but I can’t let it come on my face. He told me to take medicines regularly.
Before leaving he gestured to bow before my MIL. In turn I bowed to the feet of Prakash. He blessed me with nice words. While leaving he told me to be ready after fifteen days to visit the doctor again, this he knowingly told so that my MIL can understand that I have to go with Prakash after 15 days.
After fifteen days Prakash came with my parents. He took out air tickets for my parents; he took special care that no body knows that he has taken out tickets for them. In the name of visit to doctor, he took me to a five start hotel. We enjoyed there for more than six hours.
Our love making continued till I became pregnant. It was just after 4 months. We did visit doctor also, and in the name of visiting doctor we enjoyed in the same hotel repeatedly. When my parents left for Ahmedabad, we enjoyed at his residence. When my parents stayed in Hyderabad, in the name of staying with parents, I stayed with them. At night after my parents go for sleep, we use to be in the same bed till early morning.
My life was totally changed. After getting pregnant also I made love with him till the last month. We took all necessary care as per our doctor advised us. Prakash insisted to fix the same doctor for my delivery also. At the insistence of Prakash, I delivered the boy at the same hospital. My parents stayed at Prakash’s house after 7th month.
They stayed two months more after delivery. The first person to see the face of my son was Prakash only. We both knew it’s our child. He took utmost care for the kid and me both. As per our ritual the first delivery expenses are borne by parents of the girl. Prakash spent money without looking back.
Prakash is the light in my life. Without Prakash my life is a big zero. I am indebted to Prakash. Today I am happy due to Prakash only. We are still having same relations. His business has increased manifold during all these 3 years. My son is calling Prakash as uncle, but I know that means papa and nothing else.
Girl friend ka boor me lund
Hi guys and girls i have been reading stories here from many years and finally decided to share my experience with you all which i had with my gf priyanka.let me describe her to you all she has a figure to die for with 34-28-34 size. Our relation was not so kind of seriious one but we were friends only for any girl,aunty,bhabhi intersted in or physical sex can contact me on angadsaini007@gmail.com
We both are from kolkata.this incident happened a few weeks ago before we broke up.she is quite horny in bed and can arouse any person to the limits. Although now we have broken up still we do it many times wenever we get time.well this is my first story on this site so kindly forgive me for my mistakes.
She loves getting sucked n licked n gives a awesum blowjob .it all started when her family went to rajasthan and she stayed back for her college.we both had sex chats many times but never got a chance to do it practically.on the day her family left early morning and we decided that these can be the days wen we can finally have sex and satisfy each other. i went to her home by 12pm she opened the door and was looking sexy in her shorts and tshirt. We sat on the sofa and were talking generally until she came close and huged me titghtly I slowly lifted her face and gave sa small kiss on her cheeks and on her lips she was getting more arouse and I started to suck her lips and pushed her on the wall .
She was responding me more hardly and we both were sucking each others lips and then i lifted her and wrapped her legs around my thigh and started to suck her neck line she started to breathe heavily and was moaning aaaaahhhhh ummmnnnnn ooohhhh baby . i was getting more aroused by her moanings and removed her tshirt to my surprise she was not wearing any bra i started to squeeze her tits hardly and press them badly until her nipples got dark pink in color and sucked them hardly making her pink nipples erect.
I carried her to the bedrom and layed her down onthe bed and started to byt me on my lips she tore my shirt off and was biting my chest. I slowly started to roam my hands around her back and was pressing her buttocks and she started to moan slowly and was biting on my ears and neck i pushed her down and came on top of her and started pressing her tits and sucked them hardly.i moved down to her belly and inserted my tongue in her navel and she jerked her body and pressed my head more into her navel she screamed oouuchhh when I gave a love bite on her navel.
Slowly i removed her shorts and pulled her panty by my lips and she moaned loudly aaahhhhh.i removed her panty by my lips and started to rub my fingers on her pussy she was getiing arouse more and more asked me to finger her .i slowly pushed my finger inside and was moving in and out of her pussy . I started to finger fuck her more hardly and she had her first orgasm and all my fingers were dripping wet by her juices . I then moved closer to her pussy and started licking it slowly and she was now moaning heavily ahhhhh hmmnnnnn mmnnnnnn suck it she was loosing her control and was moaning aaaahh baby suck me more lick me jaan make me crazy.
I inserted my two fingers and started to finger fuck her and at the same time was sucking her pussy after 20 minutes she had her first orgasm and i drank all her juices.i layed beside her now and she started to caress my dick. she slwly was pressing my balls and gave a peek at the head of my dick and slowly started to kiss it and was taking the dick into her mouth and started to suck my dick hardly i was moanimg and she enjoyed it and byted on my dick she started pressing my balls and was sucking my dick deep and fast.
I realised that I was going to cum so I stopped her and and made her layed on her back and spread her legs widely and poured some hot chocolate on her pussy and started to suck her deep in her pussy she orgasmed for the second time and now begged me to fuck her.
i placed my dick on her pussy and rubbed it hardly on her pussy now she was out of control and she pulled me down on her and my dick slipped into her pussy i gave a jerk and my half dick entered in she was in pain and was biting on my shoulder and digging her nails on my back I gave another jerk and enterd fully in her pussy and she screamed in pain i stayed like that for sum tym and slowly started
Fucking her and was sucking her tits at the same time i increased my speed and fucked her for 30 minutes and she cumed I lay beside her playing wit her tits and .she then came over me and started biting mh chest and was giving me love bites she slowly got up and sat on mh dick and started riding me hardly and i sat closely so that i could suck her nipples and pressed them hardly she increased her speed and I also jerked my body so as to match her speed. and after i while i came in her pussy and she collapsed on me.then I even fucked her in doggy style which she enjoyed a lot and also fucked her in ass she was totally exhausted and lied next to me I stayed with her for five more days until her family came back and we enjoyed sex everyday .please comment or post me the comments on my email.
We both are from kolkata.this incident happened a few weeks ago before we broke up.she is quite horny in bed and can arouse any person to the limits. Although now we have broken up still we do it many times wenever we get time.well this is my first story on this site so kindly forgive me for my mistakes.
She loves getting sucked n licked n gives a awesum blowjob .it all started when her family went to rajasthan and she stayed back for her college.we both had sex chats many times but never got a chance to do it practically.on the day her family left early morning and we decided that these can be the days wen we can finally have sex and satisfy each other. i went to her home by 12pm she opened the door and was looking sexy in her shorts and tshirt. We sat on the sofa and were talking generally until she came close and huged me titghtly I slowly lifted her face and gave sa small kiss on her cheeks and on her lips she was getting more arouse and I started to suck her lips and pushed her on the wall .
She was responding me more hardly and we both were sucking each others lips and then i lifted her and wrapped her legs around my thigh and started to suck her neck line she started to breathe heavily and was moaning aaaaahhhhh ummmnnnnn ooohhhh baby . i was getting more aroused by her moanings and removed her tshirt to my surprise she was not wearing any bra i started to squeeze her tits hardly and press them badly until her nipples got dark pink in color and sucked them hardly making her pink nipples erect.
I carried her to the bedrom and layed her down onthe bed and started to byt me on my lips she tore my shirt off and was biting my chest. I slowly started to roam my hands around her back and was pressing her buttocks and she started to moan slowly and was biting on my ears and neck i pushed her down and came on top of her and started pressing her tits and sucked them hardly.i moved down to her belly and inserted my tongue in her navel and she jerked her body and pressed my head more into her navel she screamed oouuchhh when I gave a love bite on her navel.
Slowly i removed her shorts and pulled her panty by my lips and she moaned loudly aaahhhhh.i removed her panty by my lips and started to rub my fingers on her pussy she was getiing arouse more and more asked me to finger her .i slowly pushed my finger inside and was moving in and out of her pussy . I started to finger fuck her more hardly and she had her first orgasm and all my fingers were dripping wet by her juices . I then moved closer to her pussy and started licking it slowly and she was now moaning heavily ahhhhh hmmnnnnn mmnnnnnn suck it she was loosing her control and was moaning aaaahh baby suck me more lick me jaan make me crazy.
I inserted my two fingers and started to finger fuck her and at the same time was sucking her pussy after 20 minutes she had her first orgasm and i drank all her juices.i layed beside her now and she started to caress my dick. she slwly was pressing my balls and gave a peek at the head of my dick and slowly started to kiss it and was taking the dick into her mouth and started to suck my dick hardly i was moanimg and she enjoyed it and byted on my dick she started pressing my balls and was sucking my dick deep and fast.
I realised that I was going to cum so I stopped her and and made her layed on her back and spread her legs widely and poured some hot chocolate on her pussy and started to suck her deep in her pussy she orgasmed for the second time and now begged me to fuck her.
i placed my dick on her pussy and rubbed it hardly on her pussy now she was out of control and she pulled me down on her and my dick slipped into her pussy i gave a jerk and my half dick entered in she was in pain and was biting on my shoulder and digging her nails on my back I gave another jerk and enterd fully in her pussy and she screamed in pain i stayed like that for sum tym and slowly started
Fucking her and was sucking her tits at the same time i increased my speed and fucked her for 30 minutes and she cumed I lay beside her playing wit her tits and .she then came over me and started biting mh chest and was giving me love bites she slowly got up and sat on mh dick and started riding me hardly and i sat closely so that i could suck her nipples and pressed them hardly she increased her speed and I also jerked my body so as to match her speed. and after i while i came in her pussy and she collapsed on me.then I even fucked her in doggy style which she enjoyed a lot and also fucked her in ass she was totally exhausted and lied next to me I stayed with her for five more days until her family came back and we enjoyed sex everyday .please comment or post me the comments on my email.
Aunty ki chut...waah...waah.
Hi, I am posting this story because I can’t forget what I did in the winter of 2005.
Women can contact me on amolmane1982@yahoo.co.in
I am Amol. 28 yrs. Pune. I was studying in Pune during 2005. As I was from village place my dad thought I would not suit with city area. His one of the closest friends Sahebrao lived in Pune. Sahebrao’s house was situated near my college which is in katraj. He forced my dad that I would live at his place but I was against this idea.
I didn’t want to disturb anyone. I told my dad that getting a room near college might be easier as there are many students in pune. After much time and failed convincing Sahebrao uncle suggested few rooms near his house.
Room was quite attractive, but the rent was huge and I had to share with other roommates. My dad & me stayed with uncle for that night and left in the morning. Uncle was married for last 3 years. Aunty was average looking as well. She gave birth to a lovely girl 4 months back. Uncle’s family were four, uncle, aunty, baby & uncle’s mother. Uncle told me to visit them on weekend.
I went to their place on Saturday evening. As I told you I come from a village place I never ever thought of sex or such things. I had decided to study hard and score good marks. I ranged the bell, Aunty opened the door and welcomed me with smile.
Aunty: Hey Amol…. Hw r u doing in college? Hw r ur classmates?
She looked very enthuastic. What I could make is that she cared for me.
Me: Aunty college is good and I found few friends as well.
She asked me about room, warm water, friendliness of the owner, teachers etc. Grandmother was reading some god’s stuff. I felt very good that i know someone in Pune who cares for me. I was really very happy.
Aunty: Oohh I forgot to ask you for water.
She went to get water. She gave me tea and buiscuits as well. I asked her about uncle and she told me that he’s in office and will return by 6 in the evening. I had char with grandmother and left early as we friends had planned for movie.
My visits at uncle’s place increased frequently. These people were really very good. I don’t know how my 1st month passed away. It was rainy season. One day my uncle visited my room and I was washing my clothes. He felt very bad a told me to put clothes for washing at his place.
Approximately after 3 months grandmother wanted to go on char dhaam, which is a tour of almost 2 months. Uncle felt bad that aunty will be alone all day long. He asked me for my help. So it was decided that I would stay at their place for next 2 months.
I was mixed with the family and the baby. Baby started staying with me for a longer time. Aunty was very happy as well. We used to watch TV in the evening after my college. Aunty used to cook dinner in afternoon when the baby is asleep. One evening around 4 pm aunty started asking me about my friends.
Aunty: how many friends do u hv in college?
Me: aunty we r 5 friends. 3 r from pune and we 2 r from village.
Aunty: so u might be finding it hard to match with city guys.
Me: its not that difficult aunty. It depends on us how we coup up with the community. And yes city guys r cool as well. They r good.
Aunty: good to hear that. When I saw u first that time I knew that u will manage properly.
I felt good after listening this. Aunty was a good lady. Suddenly baby waked up started crying. Aunty went to bedroom and bought baby to drawing room. She covered her saree properly and started feeding baby. I still didn’t had any bad feelings. Aunty continued her chat.
Aunty: r their any girls in ur class?
Me: yes aunty. 22 girls in a class of 50.
Aunty: many of them might be having girlfriends.
I was shocked. I never thought aunty would ask me such question. With much hesitation I said yes. Then she started taking interest. And from that point we became very good friends. It was uncle aunty’s wedding anniversary after 2 weeks. I asked aunty about their marriage. She told me that it was a arrange marriage. She liked uncle very much etc etc. Then she became bit silent. I asked her what happened but she didn’t say anything. Then after much hesitation she told me that everything was going good after marriage. But when I was pregnant I had to suffer a lot. My mother in law (MIL) wanted a baby boy and we had girl. So my MIL was very upset with us. Uncle is very good as he understands me and science very well. Plus we doesn’t feel much difference in boy/girl.
Days passed and MIL gives her really very hard time. We met few doctors and they told us that everything depends on the genes and chromosomes. So this is how we r passing our days. I also said that ur MIL looks very cool person to me. Aunty told me that she behaves like that infront of everyone.
One night I was sleeping in hall and I had really very bad pains in my stomach. I started calling my uncle and he gave me soda water with lime. I felt bit better but I took off for college next day. I wake up late. Uncle went to his job. I finished my chores and was watching tv suddenly my stomach started paining again. I started crying. Aunty ran to me and was holding my head and stomach. She removed my T-shirt and rubbing my tummy. She called doctor who’s clinic is nearby. Doctor told that it might be because of cramps and suggested me to drink lime water 5 times a day plus protein powder. Next day morning I went to bathroom for chores and my stomach started paining. Aunty ran to bathroom and hold me tightly, I came to senses that I was wearing only underwear. I stood straight and told her to go out. She told me that I shouldn’t be shy of her. This pain was of 20 seconds only. Again doctor told us to take the same medicines. I was perfectly okey after 2 days. But I really appreciated my aunty’s help during this period.
As it was uncle anniversary aunty asked me what should they plan. I suggested her to go to some hill station. She said that uncle doesn’t have leaves and baby is still very young to travel, etc. Then with much hesitation I said her that why don’t u both enjoy at home all day that day.
Aunty: what will we do at home all day?
Me: Common aunty, uncle is busy all the time. U should make him feel special that day.
She started looking at me bluntly. Then I told her that she should wear nice saree and do good makeup so that uncle won’t go to office that day. So that he would feel like making extra love to u. I don’t know how and why I said that. But she didn’t mind it at all.
Aunty: Then u will help me in these.
Me: ok aunty.
Without uncle’s knowing I bought flowers and decoration things from market. We had decided to decorate house when uncle leaves to office and will came him back urgently after 2 hours and will decorate house in mean time. She agreed Now she did something really very shocking.
Aunty: Hey plz suggest me which saree I should wear.
We peeped into her cubboard. She had many sarees. She asked me hoe this red saree will look. I asked her she has black saree.
Aunty: Red saree will be good na… black saree won’t be good.
Me: No aunty women looks good and sexy in black saree.
Aunty: how do u know all this?
I was feeling shy. I told her that this is the rend nw a days boys like like it.
Aunty: But uncle is not a boy. He’s grownup and almost 32 yaers old.
Me: He’s not that old. I don’t know I should talk to you about this or not. I am feeling shy.
Aunty: No, Plz amol dnt think this way. Plz help me. I want to make this anniversary special.
Then with very much boldness I said aunty
Me: Aunty then listen to me, Women looks sexy in black saree.
She had it. I told her to show me the sarre. I mean wear it.
She told me to go outside and wore black saree. She was lloking good in saree.
Aunty: How am I looking?
Me: See, what I told you will look good. But still you need more changes in wearing pattern.
Aunty: What changes?
I moved to her. I really wanted to help her. I told her to wear sarre below navel. So that her belly is open. Now she was looking strange at me. I told her that u will have to do it if u want to impress him, make yourself attractive.
She did as I said. Now she was looking sexy. Then she called me in bedroom and asked me very shyly.
Aunty: I want to ask 1 more thing to you. Plz don’t share this with anyone.
Me: Yes aunty tell me. Anything for you guys.
She removed one box from cubboard. She removed 4-5 bras from box. She told me that she doesn’t know which one she should wear. I suggested her black again. She again told me that she has not worn bra since her pregnancy as she has to feed her baby frequently.
Aunty: can u do 1 more favor for me?
Me: what aunty?
Aunty: I will wear bra as well. Just tell me if it will fit me properly.
I was mum. I don’t know what to say. I said ok. She also told me that plz don’t feel bad or make any wrong assumptions.
Whatever she did next was strange. She called me to bedroom again after 5 mins. What the heck, she was only in bra and panty. She was not looking at me at all. My mouth was wide open. First time in my life I saw something like that which is live. She was looking damn sexy. 1st time I came to know about her stats. She was extremely hot man. 27 yrs old, 36-26-38. Round ass. Her boobs were extra large. Her stomach was lean. Wow. Her boobs were trying to peep out of her bra, they were not fitting in her bra. I was just like stumped.
Aunty: How are they?
Me: Superb (with eyes wide open)
Aunty: don’t be too much. Just tell me black is good or I should try red as well.
Me: no , no need. Just that ur boobs are bigger than bra.
Aunty: Ooh, then what should I do? What do u suggest?
Me: Actually, this looks sexy. Men like big boobs.
Aunty: U boys have good knowledge, that’s why I asked u for help.
Me: No problem aunty. I am more than happy to help.
I couldn’t sleep whole night. I was feeling full. I masturbated 3 times that night. Next day morning uncle left and we started decorating house. After décor aunty went for bath and finished her chores. She then asked me if I should change now. She changed into black saree. I was stunned to see her in such a way. Wow she was looking damn sexy. I couldn’t believe my own eyes.
Me: Nice aunty, but pull your saree more down.
Aunty: How much more?
Me: A little bit
She told me help her. I went close to her. She was smelling nicely. I felt like doing something but then again thought of her helping nature and her behavior with me. I quietly tried to pull down her petticoat. She felt bit awkward and said that it will be too much down. But I convinced her that this will be right. Literally her panty was visible now.
She was ready. I told I should leave now. Best of luck. Have a nice time. She thanked me and said me that never disclose this with anyone. She called uncle and said that she was not feeling well and told him to come home right now. I left.
Approximately after 2 hrs i.e at 1:30 pm I got call from her. I was surprised to see her call. I received the call she was not talking from other side. I kept on saying hello hello but no reply. Then I came to know that she is crying. Without saying her anything I left college and reached home in 20 mins. Door was closed. I had key. Aunty was in bedroom. Door was closed. I knocked but she didn’t speck. I kept on knocking, at last she opened door after 30 mins.
She was not in mood to talk. As soon as she saw me she again started crying and ran towards her bed. I followed her. I tried consoling her but she was not replying. So I dared to touch her and hold her shoulders. I sat on bed.
Aunty: He came home and shouted on me. He had important meeting. I even said him that this is ours 3rd anniversary which we will be celebrating together. Theirs nobody else. We will enjoy etc etc
And she kept crying. I was only listening
Aunty: Now you tell me what exactly problem was. Am I not looking beautiful?
Me: No aunty you are looking beautiful and sexy. Uncle might be in important meeting.
Aunty: he ignored me.
Later in part 2
Women can contact me on amolmane1982@yahoo.co.in
I am Amol. 28 yrs. Pune. I was studying in Pune during 2005. As I was from village place my dad thought I would not suit with city area. His one of the closest friends Sahebrao lived in Pune. Sahebrao’s house was situated near my college which is in katraj. He forced my dad that I would live at his place but I was against this idea.
I didn’t want to disturb anyone. I told my dad that getting a room near college might be easier as there are many students in pune. After much time and failed convincing Sahebrao uncle suggested few rooms near his house.
Room was quite attractive, but the rent was huge and I had to share with other roommates. My dad & me stayed with uncle for that night and left in the morning. Uncle was married for last 3 years. Aunty was average looking as well. She gave birth to a lovely girl 4 months back. Uncle’s family were four, uncle, aunty, baby & uncle’s mother. Uncle told me to visit them on weekend.
I went to their place on Saturday evening. As I told you I come from a village place I never ever thought of sex or such things. I had decided to study hard and score good marks. I ranged the bell, Aunty opened the door and welcomed me with smile.
Aunty: Hey Amol…. Hw r u doing in college? Hw r ur classmates?
She looked very enthuastic. What I could make is that she cared for me.
Me: Aunty college is good and I found few friends as well.
She asked me about room, warm water, friendliness of the owner, teachers etc. Grandmother was reading some god’s stuff. I felt very good that i know someone in Pune who cares for me. I was really very happy.
Aunty: Oohh I forgot to ask you for water.
She went to get water. She gave me tea and buiscuits as well. I asked her about uncle and she told me that he’s in office and will return by 6 in the evening. I had char with grandmother and left early as we friends had planned for movie.
My visits at uncle’s place increased frequently. These people were really very good. I don’t know how my 1st month passed away. It was rainy season. One day my uncle visited my room and I was washing my clothes. He felt very bad a told me to put clothes for washing at his place.
Approximately after 3 months grandmother wanted to go on char dhaam, which is a tour of almost 2 months. Uncle felt bad that aunty will be alone all day long. He asked me for my help. So it was decided that I would stay at their place for next 2 months.
I was mixed with the family and the baby. Baby started staying with me for a longer time. Aunty was very happy as well. We used to watch TV in the evening after my college. Aunty used to cook dinner in afternoon when the baby is asleep. One evening around 4 pm aunty started asking me about my friends.
Aunty: how many friends do u hv in college?
Me: aunty we r 5 friends. 3 r from pune and we 2 r from village.
Aunty: so u might be finding it hard to match with city guys.
Me: its not that difficult aunty. It depends on us how we coup up with the community. And yes city guys r cool as well. They r good.
Aunty: good to hear that. When I saw u first that time I knew that u will manage properly.
I felt good after listening this. Aunty was a good lady. Suddenly baby waked up started crying. Aunty went to bedroom and bought baby to drawing room. She covered her saree properly and started feeding baby. I still didn’t had any bad feelings. Aunty continued her chat.
Aunty: r their any girls in ur class?
Me: yes aunty. 22 girls in a class of 50.
Aunty: many of them might be having girlfriends.
I was shocked. I never thought aunty would ask me such question. With much hesitation I said yes. Then she started taking interest. And from that point we became very good friends. It was uncle aunty’s wedding anniversary after 2 weeks. I asked aunty about their marriage. She told me that it was a arrange marriage. She liked uncle very much etc etc. Then she became bit silent. I asked her what happened but she didn’t say anything. Then after much hesitation she told me that everything was going good after marriage. But when I was pregnant I had to suffer a lot. My mother in law (MIL) wanted a baby boy and we had girl. So my MIL was very upset with us. Uncle is very good as he understands me and science very well. Plus we doesn’t feel much difference in boy/girl.
Days passed and MIL gives her really very hard time. We met few doctors and they told us that everything depends on the genes and chromosomes. So this is how we r passing our days. I also said that ur MIL looks very cool person to me. Aunty told me that she behaves like that infront of everyone.
One night I was sleeping in hall and I had really very bad pains in my stomach. I started calling my uncle and he gave me soda water with lime. I felt bit better but I took off for college next day. I wake up late. Uncle went to his job. I finished my chores and was watching tv suddenly my stomach started paining again. I started crying. Aunty ran to me and was holding my head and stomach. She removed my T-shirt and rubbing my tummy. She called doctor who’s clinic is nearby. Doctor told that it might be because of cramps and suggested me to drink lime water 5 times a day plus protein powder. Next day morning I went to bathroom for chores and my stomach started paining. Aunty ran to bathroom and hold me tightly, I came to senses that I was wearing only underwear. I stood straight and told her to go out. She told me that I shouldn’t be shy of her. This pain was of 20 seconds only. Again doctor told us to take the same medicines. I was perfectly okey after 2 days. But I really appreciated my aunty’s help during this period.
As it was uncle anniversary aunty asked me what should they plan. I suggested her to go to some hill station. She said that uncle doesn’t have leaves and baby is still very young to travel, etc. Then with much hesitation I said her that why don’t u both enjoy at home all day that day.
Aunty: what will we do at home all day?
Me: Common aunty, uncle is busy all the time. U should make him feel special that day.
She started looking at me bluntly. Then I told her that she should wear nice saree and do good makeup so that uncle won’t go to office that day. So that he would feel like making extra love to u. I don’t know how and why I said that. But she didn’t mind it at all.
Aunty: Then u will help me in these.
Me: ok aunty.
Without uncle’s knowing I bought flowers and decoration things from market. We had decided to decorate house when uncle leaves to office and will came him back urgently after 2 hours and will decorate house in mean time. She agreed Now she did something really very shocking.
Aunty: Hey plz suggest me which saree I should wear.
We peeped into her cubboard. She had many sarees. She asked me hoe this red saree will look. I asked her she has black saree.
Aunty: Red saree will be good na… black saree won’t be good.
Me: No aunty women looks good and sexy in black saree.
Aunty: how do u know all this?
I was feeling shy. I told her that this is the rend nw a days boys like like it.
Aunty: But uncle is not a boy. He’s grownup and almost 32 yaers old.
Me: He’s not that old. I don’t know I should talk to you about this or not. I am feeling shy.
Aunty: No, Plz amol dnt think this way. Plz help me. I want to make this anniversary special.
Then with very much boldness I said aunty
Me: Aunty then listen to me, Women looks sexy in black saree.
She had it. I told her to show me the sarre. I mean wear it.
She told me to go outside and wore black saree. She was lloking good in saree.
Aunty: How am I looking?
Me: See, what I told you will look good. But still you need more changes in wearing pattern.
Aunty: What changes?
I moved to her. I really wanted to help her. I told her to wear sarre below navel. So that her belly is open. Now she was looking strange at me. I told her that u will have to do it if u want to impress him, make yourself attractive.
She did as I said. Now she was looking sexy. Then she called me in bedroom and asked me very shyly.
Aunty: I want to ask 1 more thing to you. Plz don’t share this with anyone.
Me: Yes aunty tell me. Anything for you guys.
She removed one box from cubboard. She removed 4-5 bras from box. She told me that she doesn’t know which one she should wear. I suggested her black again. She again told me that she has not worn bra since her pregnancy as she has to feed her baby frequently.
Aunty: can u do 1 more favor for me?
Me: what aunty?
Aunty: I will wear bra as well. Just tell me if it will fit me properly.
I was mum. I don’t know what to say. I said ok. She also told me that plz don’t feel bad or make any wrong assumptions.
Whatever she did next was strange. She called me to bedroom again after 5 mins. What the heck, she was only in bra and panty. She was not looking at me at all. My mouth was wide open. First time in my life I saw something like that which is live. She was looking damn sexy. 1st time I came to know about her stats. She was extremely hot man. 27 yrs old, 36-26-38. Round ass. Her boobs were extra large. Her stomach was lean. Wow. Her boobs were trying to peep out of her bra, they were not fitting in her bra. I was just like stumped.
Aunty: How are they?
Me: Superb (with eyes wide open)
Aunty: don’t be too much. Just tell me black is good or I should try red as well.
Me: no , no need. Just that ur boobs are bigger than bra.
Aunty: Ooh, then what should I do? What do u suggest?
Me: Actually, this looks sexy. Men like big boobs.
Aunty: U boys have good knowledge, that’s why I asked u for help.
Me: No problem aunty. I am more than happy to help.
I couldn’t sleep whole night. I was feeling full. I masturbated 3 times that night. Next day morning uncle left and we started decorating house. After décor aunty went for bath and finished her chores. She then asked me if I should change now. She changed into black saree. I was stunned to see her in such a way. Wow she was looking damn sexy. I couldn’t believe my own eyes.
Me: Nice aunty, but pull your saree more down.
Aunty: How much more?
Me: A little bit
She told me help her. I went close to her. She was smelling nicely. I felt like doing something but then again thought of her helping nature and her behavior with me. I quietly tried to pull down her petticoat. She felt bit awkward and said that it will be too much down. But I convinced her that this will be right. Literally her panty was visible now.
She was ready. I told I should leave now. Best of luck. Have a nice time. She thanked me and said me that never disclose this with anyone. She called uncle and said that she was not feeling well and told him to come home right now. I left.
Approximately after 2 hrs i.e at 1:30 pm I got call from her. I was surprised to see her call. I received the call she was not talking from other side. I kept on saying hello hello but no reply. Then I came to know that she is crying. Without saying her anything I left college and reached home in 20 mins. Door was closed. I had key. Aunty was in bedroom. Door was closed. I knocked but she didn’t speck. I kept on knocking, at last she opened door after 30 mins.
She was not in mood to talk. As soon as she saw me she again started crying and ran towards her bed. I followed her. I tried consoling her but she was not replying. So I dared to touch her and hold her shoulders. I sat on bed.
Aunty: He came home and shouted on me. He had important meeting. I even said him that this is ours 3rd anniversary which we will be celebrating together. Theirs nobody else. We will enjoy etc etc
And she kept crying. I was only listening
Aunty: Now you tell me what exactly problem was. Am I not looking beautiful?
Me: No aunty you are looking beautiful and sexy. Uncle might be in important meeting.
Aunty: he ignored me.
Later in part 2
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)