Santa Ki Suhagrat Aur Daddy Ki Salah

Santa Ki Shadi Hui Par Suhagrat Mein Kya Krn
a Hote Hai Ye Usko Pata Nahi Thha.
Vo Apne Daddy Ke Pass Jaata Aur Puchta Hai Ki Kya Karu
Daddy: “Rat Ko Mujhe Phone Kriyo Aur Jaise Main Kahoon Vaise Hi Kriyo.”
Raat Ke 1.30 Baje Daddy Ko Phone Ata Hai.

Santa: “Daddy Batao Kya Karna Hai?”

Daddy: “Dulhan Ke Aur Apne Kapde Utar.”
Santa: “Fir?”
Daddy: “Dulhan Ki Taango K Beech Me Ched (Hole) Dikh Raha Hoga Tujhe?”
Santa: “Hanji Daddy Dikh Raha Hai”
Daddy: “Ab Jo Mere Paas Bhi Hai Aur Tere Paas Bhi Hai Vo Us Ched Mein Daal De”
Santa Ne Apna Mobile Hi Patni Ki Choot Mein Daal Diya