santa banta returns jokes series.

Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho? 
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo 
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya? 

Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai. 


Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai. 
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai 

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota? 
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha 


Driver: Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte. 
Santa: teek hai, gaadi reverse lo aur ghar vaapas chalo 


Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai? 
banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye. 
santa: usme kya galti hai? 
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note diyaa tha :-) 


Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai 
Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na 


Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho? 
Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye 


Santa: maine apni shaadi kaa aamantran patra bejaa thaa na? kyu nahi aaya? 
Banta: lekin mujhe koi patra nahi milaa 
Santa: arey yaar, maine usme likha thaa na. patra nahi milaa to bhi, zaroor aane ke liye!!! 


Santa: bhaisaab, yahaa se mumbai kitna door hai? 
Vyakti: 400 km. 
Santa: baap re, mujhe aaj hi vaapas lautnaa hai. mumbai se yahaa tak kitnaa door hai? 
Pati Patni Hindi Jokes 
Patni: swamiji ne kahaa ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete hai 
Pati: isiliye usae swarg kehete hai :-) 

1st Man: shaadi ke baad main lakhpati ban gaya. 
2nd Man: use kyu itnaa udhaas bol rahe ho? 
1st Man: usse pehle mein crorepati tha 


Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon. 
Patni: teen kyu? 
Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye. 


Patni: agar main mar jaaungi, to aap royenge kya? 
Pati: ab kya has rahaa hoo kya? 


Patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati, usko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho aise? 
Pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi. isme meri kya galti hai?